Tonight I had to carry an enormous pumpkin around the side of the house, and barely got it there. Finally getting it to the backyard, I asked how much the damn thing weighed.
"Ten pounds," I was told. That's what ten pounds feels like?
Oh God. I'm c
Okay... I swore to myself I would stop obsessing about how big I've become for tonight.
But I just ran into a guy I've been dodging at the gas station- I'm sure I looked mortified.
He looked relieved, and said, "Oh! Have you just been avoiding me be
Chubbystevie
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He took one look at me and said, "oh, you're not calling me back because you got fat!"
It was so embarrassing! Before he left he told me, "you could've just told me to put on a fuck ton of weight," and I sort of felt bad for being rude...
But really, what was I supposed to say? "Sorry, I put on so much weight that I would tear through all of my lingerie?"
It was so embarrassing! Before he left he told me, "you could've just told me to put on a fuck ton of weight," and I sort of felt bad for being rude...
But really, what was I supposed to say? "Sorry, I put on so much weight that I would tear through all of my lingerie?"
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