If there's one thing that I'm good at, it's getting people all sorts of defensive.

Today I just need to be getting smothered by belly flab. Seriously.

Honestly you can be plenty open about a good deal of it, like not wanting to lose weight. It's not something to hide.

I also love how "hiding it" usually correlates with being ashamed of your fat partner and not introducing her to your family/friends.

I love how there is no real reason to discuss your sexual interests with your family unless it comes up.

If someone's not interested in talking to you, no message is going to make them interested, no matter how personalized.

What's the prize if someone finishes it?

Well you usually have to pay for a good massage. Kinda sucks since they're a bit pricey, but worth it.

Ah hell, I'm hungry and don't know what to do for lunch.

Mondays are pretty awful.

I don't watch traditional porn. There's a loooooot of reasons for that, and a bunch of reasons why you shouldn't.

obsessed: Tiffany Cushinberry's husband, Andy, has clips on Clips4Sale. He's a pretty supersized BHM.

Because I'm damn near broke and need the money for stuff like food!

Fallout 3 is on sale for $5 on Steam for the next 2 hours. My willpower just has to last that long.

Definitely misread "cook out".

I really want a game where Zelda saves Prince Link.

Perhaps that's because they only existed on paper.

Is carrot cake Mexican, though?

I've met feedees who are nearly 600 pounds now; not just through here, but other sites as well.

Tim Howard is more than human. He's gotta be cybernetically enhanced.