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Murphy
11 years
I may have eaten that sandwich a bit too quickly.
Murphy
11 years
Women are not men's accessories. "The kind of woman every guy needs" is a ridiculous bullshit sentiment
Murphy
11 years
Wait, what? You don't gain for a man? ISN'T THAT WHAT FEEDERISM IS IS GAINING FOR MEN omg your a fake
Murphy
11 years
It's miserable out today. I just want to hide in bed and wait for tomorrow.
Murphy
11 years
Nah, Ginger, pretty sure it's your fat butt that does that 
Murphy
11 years
...what? Caught monkeys?
Murphy
11 years
Such a blah day. It's overcast and muggy here.
Murphy
11 years
large120: Your friend must be thrilled that you're sexualizing her daughter, who I'm assuming is underage.
Murphy
11 years
My bed's just a boxspring under the mattress. No frame. As hot as breaking beds is, I figure that it's easier to not worry about cleaning up the mess/potentially getting hurt.
Murphy
11 years
I could go for being smothered by belly right about now.
Murphy
11 years
If I can withstand 600+ pounds sitting on me, I'm pretty sure that folks can easily handle 1/4 that.
Murphy
11 years
It's better when the quality isn't garbage.
Murphy
11 years
http://youtu.be/0sHWHK8zz
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Murphy
11 years
Sex. Sex would be nice right now.
Murphy
11 years
Know what'd be nice right now?
Murphy
11 years
If you keep messaging someone and they don't respond to you, it might be because they don't want to talk to you. Shocker, I know.
Murphy
11 years
Royal's livin' the dream.
Murphy
11 years
And three of them are SmarterChild in various languages.
Murphy
11 years
If you're using them, you have probably dozens of people to talk to. Total. All over the world.
Murphy
11 years
ICQ was a nifty little messaging system that was underused.
