I may have eaten that sandwich a bit too quickly.

Women are not men's accessories. "The kind of woman every guy needs" is a ridiculous bullshit sentiment

Wait, what? You don't gain for a man? ISN'T THAT WHAT FEEDERISM IS IS GAINING FOR MEN omg your a fake

It's miserable out today. I just want to hide in bed and wait for tomorrow.

Nah, Ginger, pretty sure it's your fat butt that does that

...what? Caught monkeys?

Such a blah day. It's overcast and muggy here.

large120: Your friend must be thrilled that you're sexualizing her daughter, who I'm assuming is underage.

My bed's just a boxspring under the mattress. No frame. As hot as breaking beds is, I figure that it's easier to not worry about cleaning up the mess/potentially getting hurt.

I could go for being smothered by belly right about now.

If I can withstand 600+ pounds sitting on me, I'm pretty sure that folks can easily handle 1/4 that.

It's better when the quality isn't garbage.

http://youtu.be/0sHWHK8zz
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Sex. Sex would be nice right now.

Know what'd be nice right now?

If you keep messaging someone and they don't respond to you, it might be because they don't want to talk to you. Shocker, I know.

Royal's livin' the dream.

And three of them are SmarterChild in various languages.

If you're using them, you have probably dozens of people to talk to. Total. All over the world.

ICQ was a nifty little messaging system that was underused.