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Murphy
11 years
I need a mulligan for today. Just roll back twelve hours. Maybe I'll get something done the second time around.
Murphy
11 years
Yes, this site kind of sucks for fat men who want comments and support. It's a lot to do with the gender ratio here.
Murphy
11 years
What a surprise, on a site where the majority of members are straight male feeders, fat men don't get a lot of attention.
Murphy
11 years
She changed it to Eve, but recently left the site.
Murphy
11 years
I have so many things that I have to do today and I want to do none of them.
Murphy
11 years
Oh man I wish I could forward PMs, I just got one that I'd love to show a mod and just describing it... doesn't do it justice.
Murphy
11 years
Yes, I'm jealous of your tumblr, which has four posts on it. Makes sense.
Murphy
11 years
Kraken: I think you need to stop spamming your tumblr.
Murphy
11 years
"I don't want to add to this party, I'm just going to pop in and stir shit up"
Murphy
11 years
There's still the possibility that you're a ghost in the machine- a random bit of code that became self-aware. PROVE THAT WRONG NOW.
Murphy
11 years
Then again, maybe they don't have to prove themselves, because who would want to put that much effort into a fake profile just to be an ***?
Murphy
11 years
It's kind of funny how the guys who are calling some of the women fake on here have limited info- less than the people they're accusing of fakery.
Murphy
11 years
Makin' french toast for dinner tonight if anyone's interested in having some.
Murphy
11 years
She's not a fake, she's a witch. BUUUUEEEEERRRRRNNNN HER.
Murphy
11 years
"After we spoke I could not log into my email" that doesn't sound like hacking, that sounds like magic.
Murphy
11 years
Softly: Just means it's time for dessert, right?
Murphy
11 years
Can you put up some of your face?
Murphy
11 years
IT'S SO HUMID OUT EVERYTHING IS STICKY
uuuuugggghhhh
uuuuugggghhhh
Murphy
11 years
"good" morning? Pah.
Murphy
11 years
...which edge of 18?
