This is a little embarrassing but... umm... I had to pack a spare pair of jeans into my purse this morning because I busted a seam on the pair I'm wearing while putting my shoes on.
I was such a naughty girl yesterday but something tells me that you like it when I'm not so reasonable about food. A submissive mood had washed over me...so much so that when a feedist friend hinted at me filling my lazy Saturday with food, I practically begged them to tell me what to eat. For my main meal, I ordered a barbacoa burrito and a chorizo burrito bowl with a side of chips (because forks are sooo 2014). And, for dessert, I got a dozen donuts from Dunkin Donuts and a cheese danish (but I devoured that before the Chipotle showed up). I can't believe I stuffed all of that into this already oversized belly but, here I am, a day later: bloated and hungry for more...
So that shirt I struggled to get out of a few weeks ago? Apparently, I ripped it at some point getting it off because there's a hole in the right armpit 😔
I was casually chatting with a feeder before lunch when they told me what to get for lunch. I thought I'd humor them and get what they asked me to, share a pic of it all laid out on my desk but wouldn't actually eat it. Yet, here we are...less than an hour later and it's all gone. It wasn't a boat load of food but I wasn't planning on going big. I just mindlessly ate it all while surfing the news on my lunch break and I couldn't be more turned on right now.
Sometimes you just gotta throw on some clothes that you outgrew months ago and shake what your Feeder gave ya.
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