MissPorker


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MissPorker 9 years
new post created in weightgain forum
re: year long weight control contract with a feedee
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MissPorker 9 years
Mmm...fried oreos...where have you been all my life?!
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MissPorker 9 years
new post created in fat experiences forum
re: You know your fat when...
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MissPorker 9 years
Didn't like the shirt I put on for work this morning but when I went to change it, I couldn't get it off! I'm honestly not sure how I'm going to get out of this thing later on tonight.
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MrAwesome 86 9 years
Either eat yourself out of it or use scissors on it
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MissPorker 9 years
It's brand spanking new...I've only worn it once
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MrAwesome 86 9 years
Oh dang lol, well without a bit of luck i don't see how you are going to get that shirt off without using food to stuff your way out of it or scissors
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MissPorker 9 years
Maybe I didn't try hard enough. I was breaking out into a sweat so I gave up after a few minutes.
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MrAwesome 86 9 years
Lol okay, either way I'm sure it looks fantastic on you
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MissPorker 9 years
Round 2 went a lot better. I still broke out in a sweat getting it off but it did come off in the end.
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Charlie O 9 years
I've had legit anxiety from this situation recently. Thought I was going to have to live in the same shirt forever. Good luck in your struggles!
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MissPorker 9 years
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re: 2016 Weight Gain Goals
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MissPorker 9 years
Soo... It's National Taco Day. Who wants to eat some tacos with me Lady and the Tramp style?
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MissPorker 9 years
Ooh la la *spins you around* let's do it!
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MissPorker 9 years
Do I smell a menage a taco?
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MissPorker 9 years
I wound up having 3 tacos and a burrito
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MissPorker 9 years
Had a bagel with cream cheese and lox with a cafe con leche for breakfast this morning...life couldn't be any better smiley
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MissPorker 9 years
Dear Past Self,

Thank you SOOO much for buying a dozen donuts last night!

nom nom nom,
Marty McPorker
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MissPorker 9 years
It'd be kinda pricey but waking up to a bevy of donuts daily would make mornings so much more pleasant.
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MissPorker 9 years
Maybe I should slow my roll? I've just about erased all the weight I lost this summer in the span of a few weeks. What do you all think?
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