MissPorker


Woodbridge, Virginia, United States  
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Enabler 8 years
Hot momma right thurrr
Enabler 8 years
Hot momma right thurrr
MissPorker 8 years
new post created in events forum
re: NYC pub meet anyone?
MissPorker 8 years
new post created in weightgain forum
re: year long weight control contract with a feedee
MissPorker 8 years
Mmm...fried oreos...where have you been all my life?!
MissPorker 8 years
new post created in fat experiences forum
re: You know your fat when...
MissPorker 8 years
Didn't like the shirt I put on for work this morning but when I went to change it, I couldn't get it off! I'm honestly not sure how I'm going to get out of this thing later on tonight.
MrAwesome 86 8 years
Either eat yourself out of it or use scissors on it
MissPorker 8 years
It's brand spanking new...I've only worn it once
MrAwesome 86 8 years
Oh dang lol, well without a bit of luck i don't see how you are going to get that shirt off without using food to stuff your way out of it or scissors
MissPorker 8 years
Maybe I didn't try hard enough. I was breaking out into a sweat so I gave up after a few minutes.
MrAwesome 86 8 years
Lol okay, either way I'm sure it looks fantastic on you
MissPorker 8 years
Round 2 went a lot better. I still broke out in a sweat getting it off but it did come off in the end.
Charlie O 8 years
I've had legit anxiety from this situation recently. Thought I was going to have to live in the same shirt forever. Good luck in your struggles!
MissPorker 8 years
new post created in weightgain forum
re: 2016 Weight Gain Goals
MissPorker 8 years
Soo... It's National Taco Day. Who wants to eat some tacos with me Lady and the Tramp style?
MissPorker 8 years
Ooh la la *spins you around* let's do it!
MissPorker 8 years
Do I smell a menage a taco?
MissPorker 8 years
I wound up having 3 tacos and a burrito
MissPorker 8 years
Had a bagel with cream cheese and lox with a cafe con leche for breakfast this morning...life couldn't be any better smiley