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MrAwesome 86
8 years
Either eat yourself out of it or use scissors on it
MissPorker
8 years
It's brand spanking new...I've only worn it once
MrAwesome 86
8 years
Oh dang lol, well without a bit of luck i don't see how you are going to get that shirt off without using food to stuff your way out of it or scissors
MissPorker
8 years
Maybe I didn't try hard enough. I was breaking out into a sweat so I gave up after a few minutes.
MrAwesome 86
8 years
Lol okay, either way I'm sure it looks fantastic on you
Rustydog7
8 years
I like the idea of eating you way out of it. It must be really tight, I bet you look great in it.
MissPorker
8 years
Round 2 went a lot better. I still broke out in a sweat getting it off but it did come off in the end.
Charlie O
8 years
I've had legit anxiety from this situation recently. Thought I was going to have to live in the same shirt forever. Good luck in your struggles!
MissPorker
8 years
Soo... It's National Taco Day. Who wants to eat some tacos with me Lady and the Tramp style?
MissPorker
8 years
Ooh la la *spins you around* let's do it!
MissPorker
8 years
Do I smell a menage a taco?
MissPorker
8 years
I wound up having 3 tacos and a burrito
MissPorker
8 years
Had a bagel with cream cheese and lox with a cafe con leche for breakfast this morning...life couldn't be any better 
MissPorker
8 years
Dear Past Self,
Thank you SOOO much for buying a dozen donuts last night!
nom nom nom,
Marty McPorker
Thank you SOOO much for buying a dozen donuts last night!
nom nom nom,
Marty McPorker
Rustydog7
8 years
I love you girls eating donuts, eat lots of them.
MissPorker
8 years
It'd be kinda pricey but waking up to a bevy of donuts daily would make mornings so much more pleasant.
Rustydog7
8 years
I think waking up to donuts everyday would do wonders for your figure.
MissPorker
8 years
Maybe I should slow my roll? I've just about erased all the weight I lost this summer in the span of a few weeks. What do you all think?
Rustydog7
8 years
Keep rolling sweetie, you look fantastic.
