I hope the scale tells you exactly what you want to hear! (And I hope you have fun.)

I'm sure impatiently waiting for those numbers.

A lot of the talking scales got poor reviews so I went with a digital scale.

Hahahahahahahaha! Brilliant!

I won't lie. I got the phrase 'flavor points' from some random Tumblr post lol

If someone is gonna invent it, just go ahead and give MissPorker a little credit

Yes, yes, they should make a scale like that! Or a scale that actively complains when you step on it — "Oh, not AGAIN! Isn't this how the LAST one bought it?" (Congratulations on getting the "Error" message, by the way. That's like a badge of honor!)

I'm looking for a good time, not a manslaughter charge 😛

Aw man, they're out of stock at that site but now I know what to look for. Thanks!

There's absolutely no way you could have eaten all of it. If I were you, I'd be looking for an ice-cream thief!

*blush* I guess my hang is becoming pretty noticeable

I'm sorry to hear that! Allergies are completely blecchy. Hoping you get some relief so you can get on with more fun things, like eating whatever you want!

Aw, thanks! I'm much better off than I was on Saturday but I just wanna be able to breathe freely again lol.

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