I'd rather have a buffalo take a diarrhea dump in my ear than listen to any more of these "gimmie money" ppl.

Gritty Kitty ain't so pretty, but it's really thick
It fills my cat box oh so snug, it always does the trick
I like to rub it on my toes and squish and squish and squish
It ne'er offends my tender nose, like a smelly fish
Its texture is a joy to me, it's just as smooth as silk
It makes my little whiskers twitch, it stays crunchy even in milk
I may not be the president, I may not be the pope
But as long as I have Gritty Kitty, I shall never mope.

Eric: Mr Feeney I need a yes or no answer, Harvard or Yale?

Feeney: ......no!

Evolve Wrestling in Melrose playing Badstreet USA.

Im hooked

So I had a dream Detective Benson and Detective Stabler from Law & Order SVU were investigating Garland and The Four Fiends...very bizarre.

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pax east 2020
Maybe

Lol @ these girls coming out of the woodwork after deleting accounts and ghosting for months.

Pfft, typical.

Well, low dealer, with snake eyes
You cross me, you realize you're-
You're hot leather, you're cold steel
You make a move, I'll make you feel like a
Human target, in my eyes
I've got you, well, in my sights
And by the rope, you will hang
It's your neck, from this Ratt gang
'Cause I'm a wanted man

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how did you spend valentine's day?
Worked until ten, didnt sleep alone though.

Her: "Sup?"

*me at work whos not supposed to be on my phone sneaks to see who messaged me. Will respond in 15 minutes when I go on break*

Her 1 minute later: "smh gonna leave me on read? Bitch bye"

And people wonder why I despise the BBW Syndicate as much as I do.

You know the day destroys the night
Night divides the day;
Tried to run
Tried to hide
Break on through to the other side

What should be the proper penalty for someone thst ghosts you for a long period of time? Im thinking guillotine or yelling at them how much they suck. Any other suggestions?

Bad family news, I'm out for a while

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anyone been badly burned on feabie?
Can someone just set Feabie on fire so we never have to deal with this nonsense anymore?

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looking for a real feedee
He has no pics or proof of ever being with a woman before haha

My roomate broke her chair she sits in to do her makeup. Couldnt possibly be due to getting her pizza, mozzarella sticks and new york cheesecake the day after a huge Vietnamese stuffing could it?

Lol @ these man children.

No pics
No profile information
No proof of contact with a woman before.

Yeah, you're a "feeder" alright. F*ckin prove it...oh wait, you can't.