Tfw you're in the backseat of a red 1958 Plymouth Fury and she straddles your lap, puts her arms around your neck and says "I'm your Venus, I'm your fire, at your desire."

Looked up the real TC Titans after watching the movie Remember The Titans...that team was ALOT better than the movie made them out to be.

They won 9 of their 13 games by shutout and played only one close game all year. If anything, had they lost the championship game the other team would have gotten their own Hoosiers movie most likely

RIP Black Mamba

Somebody on the plane was watching the movie Booksmart and Beanie Feldstein is cute. May have to see more of her

Reporting live from Hollywood Studios.

Some kid ran up and kicked Woody at Toy Story Land. The alert Army Men seized the little bastard and wrestled it to the ground.

Just kidding

Reporting live from Universal Studios in Orlando, Florida.

Some idiot plowed into another car while I was getting into my limo. My driver shook his head and said "Floridians cant f*cking drive." I tipped him extra

Ahhhh such a wonderful day in Diagon Alley

Morimoto's in Disney Springs is expensive as hell but well worth it.

Also recommended Jock Lindsey's for a nightcap

So I wasnt aware of this until after the fact, but apparently some woman told my brother in law to keep quiet during Its A Small World After All. Good thing she didnt say it to me or I would have asked if she wants to go swimming.

Be Our Guest Restaurant in Beast's Castle has the best filet mignon ever. Highly recommended

Caught a bus ride to Magic Kingdom and there was a teenaged boy holding hands with his chubby girlfriend across from me. My man! Show off and be proud.