The Augmentor


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The Augmentor 1 year
(part twenty-three)
Mim gestured, and the overhead lights dimmed and the recliner was bathed in a soft ambient pink glow. The room was redolent with dessert aromas and the tantalizing smells of everything butterbellâ€...
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The Augmentor 1 year
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formatting
Apologies if this has already been addressed in another thread or elsewhere on the site (if so, feel free to direct me to the right place), but is there any way to add basic formatting to text when...
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The Augmentor 1 year
age of the munchies
Strange things are afoot, but housemates Bonnie and Mariella can't quite articulate why.
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The Augmentor 4 years
(part twenty-three)
Mim gestured, and the overhead lights dimmed and the recliner was bathed in a soft ambient pink glow. The room was redolent with dessert aromas and the tantalizing smells of everything butterbellâ€...
New chapter
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The Augmentor 4 years
(part twenty-three)
Mim gestured, and the overhead lights dimmed and the recliner was bathed in a soft ambient pink glow. The room was redolent with dessert aromas and the tantalizing smells of everything butterbellâ€...
New chapter
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The Augmentor 4 years
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mct oil & "keto" foods?
Fat is more calorically dense than carbs and protein. A gram of fat has 9 calories. Carbs and protein each have 4 calories per gram.
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The Augmentor 4 years
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how would you discuss with a friend?
I would say keep it sort of light and jokey for a while. There's truth in humor, and most people will drop the subject of weight gain or fatness pretty quickly, since it tends to make most people u...
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The Augmentor 4 years
After maybe, oh, a year-and-a-quarter or so, I've finally added an update to my story "Fat Is Beautiful"....
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The Augmentor 4 years
(part twenty-three)
Mim gestured, and the overhead lights dimmed and the recliner was bathed in a soft ambient pink glow. The room was redolent with dessert aromas and the tantalizing smells of everything butterbellâ€...
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The Augmentor 4 years
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how hard is it to meet people into this?
This has been my experience as well.

I've also encountered a few catfishers, although I suspect those are one or two of the same people just periodically creating fake accounts, which disapp...
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The Augmentor 4 years
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feedist songs
"Fat" by Violent Femmes.
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The Augmentor 4 years
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at what point does a feeder become uninterested...
Gooble, gobble! Gooble, gobble! We accept her, we accept her!

(Goes back to lurking.)
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The Augmentor 4 years
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how do you handle long distances?
I'm going to tell you what you probably don't want to hear, but I'm also potentially going to save you a lot of money, effort, and maybe even heartache.

Ready? Here goes...

A long-distance re...
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The Augmentor 4 years
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bingeing bartender
It is quite clear to me (and to all of us here, I hope) that you must live out the rest of your days as a nun, or at least live a sort of nun-like existence henceforth.

Through a life of prayer...
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The Augmentor 4 years
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bingeing bartender
That is a good start, FemaleFatAdmirer.

But I see your username is still "FemaleFatAdmirer." And that is problematic, because one should not "admire" fat or fat people, for reasons that are obvi...
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The Augmentor 4 years
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bingeing bartender
Oo! Oo! I know the name of this game! It's called "I Am a Good Person™ and You All Are Bad People Because I Say So." It's a madcap game of thrills and spills for 2 to infinite players! You are ...
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The Augmentor 4 years
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bingeing bartender
And not a moment too soon. I didn't know if I could take one more thread about heavy cream.

I, for one, welcome our new skinny overlords.

(Sips coffee.[/])
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The Augmentor 4 years
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bingeing bartender
I'm getting the strangest sense that perhaps this whole thread is...I dunno...an allegory for...something.

Probably just my imagination.

I suddenly have a hankering for french fries, though, ...
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The Augmentor 4 years
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bingeing bartender
[Marches around thread with bullhorn]

But FemaleFatAdmirer...IT WOULD BE WRONG![/
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The Augmentor 4 years
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bingeing bartender
I was not prepared for this dilemma.

And yet, as if by some unholy magic, the little Amazon ad beneath this message is prompting me to purchase an S&M paddle--rated 4.5 out of 5 stars by custome...
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