I go back and forth between wanting to be skinny and wanting the fantasy gargantuan beer gut that rubs on both sides of doorframes.

Your keyword is peristaltic pump, they're ideal for viscous/chunky liquids. If you have 3D printing capability, it's pretty simple to construct one using a motor, driver, rubber or silicone tube an...

Couldn't say for sure, but I don't think it all comes from the same place. In the wider internet I come across a lot of folks who seem to get off on the notion of belly noise being borne of hunger,...

The typical response for this is heavy cream, but it's pretty hard to consume raw. Blend in 50% milk and some misc. flavour and you've got what is essentially your best bet for pudging up as quickl...

Go for the Cool Hand Luke cred and switch to hardboiled eggs!

Neovim into LaTeX is also a free, easy pipeline that gives you plenty of control. It's pretty difficult to end up with bad formatting. Just gotta spend an afternoon getting used to it.

I dunno about the actual health effects of eating straight lard - presumably it's not great - but the usual anti-nausea stuff applies: Eat it quickly, distract yourself while eating, mix it with so...

It's only a matter of time before someone mentions the dreaded Mr. Creosote...

But nah, Terry Crews in a fatsuit in that one episode of Brooklyn Nine Nine probably got some people going.

As ...

I've always loved the sensation of being stuffed, bloated, inflated - whatever - and I'm pretty sure I can attribute that in part to constant bloating throughout my life as a result of retrograde c...

Yeah, it's all in the stretch. Eat more, pile liquid in over the top and stay topped up as long as possible.

In slightly more detail: Eat quickly and drink nothing until you hit the wall, then ...

The fan favourite is always soft drink, but I think there's some important caveats to remember:

If you haven't got any food in your stomach, it will empty much more quickly.

Cold stuff is goo...