An alien concept

chapter 1 drinks

(Art by a guy named LLuxury on deviantart. Was the best fit thing I could find for this story)

A couple friends of mine took me to this bar after I told them I wanted to try it with an alien girl. We had to take a small cruiser to get here cuz it’s on one of those new recreational satellites.

They told me to just have fun and maybe I’ll meet someone and despite us being in the orbit of earth, there are very few humans here.

There was some sorta dance off on the dance floor so I decided to join. After all, doubt I’ll have much luck with conversation skills. Next thing you know I’m in the finals.

My competitor is this cute green girl. She wore short shorts, thigh high stockings and a black crop top. It was close… for a while and then she started doing all kinds of crazy stuff like an acrobat and I was obliterated by her skill. Afterwards she came to talk to me

Green lady: “hey good game man. Your good”

Me: “aha I’m nothing compared to you. Where’d you learn how to move like that?”

Green lady: “my species can shift around and compact our body mass at will. So I could move in weird ways using that. Really wasn’t very fair of me to pull that one. Sorry haha”

Me: “ah it’s cool. Guess the owner here wanted someone to buy the winner a drink I guess?”

Green lady: “your words, not mine. Oh ya what’s your name man?”

Me: “oh ya it’s Randal. Yours?”

Milota: “oh, Milota.”

Me: “well okay Milota. What do you want?”

Milota: “gimme like a large beer”

Me: “whatever you say… eh barkeep. One large and a medium beer please”

She drank down the whole thing pretty fast and then had me order another. She drank that one down almost as fast too. Although by then she was pretty drunk and I so was I, so just asked for some waters.

Milota: “Ya know Randy? Ye-yer cute… let’s like uhh go somewhere.”

Me: “Ssure Milotaa.”

My drunk self caught a glimpse at her beer gut. And proceeded to put my hand on it.

Me: “c-cute belly”

Milota: “I-noooo it’s not”

We left the bar and found a room on the satellite. You can assume what happened next.

The next day we exchanged contacts and she said yes when I asked to go out with her again. I found my friends we took the next flight back to earth. There’s one specific thing I can’t get out of my head though. Her beer gut was really was cute. I’m wondering how to break it to her that I’m attracted to fat chicks without her breaking up with me.