Experiment 1 Million

Chapter 1 - The tube

You go into the exam room, the scientist in his white labcoat requests that you change into a pair of stained clothes, 80000 XL, it's like wearing a rug, the clothing makes you instantly erect as it belonged to the guy before you. The stains are of an unknown origin but once they place the oversized clothes on your body you get weighed down by the sheer amount of nasty fabric that drapes upon your body. The scientist pulls out a tube from the ceiling full of chalky white liquid it smells like every piece of food you've ever eaten. They apparently haven't wiped off the saliva from the last guy there, you remember this place, you've seen it online, this is the Slobbification Room. Scrolling though social media you've seen procedure after procedure where every single guy who volunteers for this experiment winds up as a massive Slob. He gently places the tube into your mouth and a full beard pops out of your face within the first gulp. Aw man, you're going to grow huge. Gulp after gulp the clothing that's on your body starts to weigh you down even more, the walls pull away and the exam room takes up the entire facility. Oh my gulp! The tube starts swelling larger with more fluids, your bones ache as you grow and grow and grow, the scientist watches remotely from security cameras, images of Slobby Men flash through the screens above you and from projectors all around. You've been a Slob all your life, what do you mean the facility fattened you up? You're making stuff up. You can't stop belching as you try to explain that you got blobbified to the proper authorities, your family and friends are now all fat bearded men wearing 9,000,000 XL labeled as conspiracy theorists as they try to explain that they were victims too but those moments of conversation now filled with food and sexually inappropriate comments about how sexy you are at your size and how you should eat more. The scientist never pays you out, "Stop pretending you're fat, you got the placebo, shut up and drink more you stupid test subject!" Your sexuality has been rewritten, all you think about are fat slobby men your size and fatter there's no way you can stop eating, you move right across from the establishment that fattened you up in a trailer, "Wait urrrrrpppp" you try to warn others but back to eating and chugging your fattening serum you go. Stupid slob, get a real job...