Chapter 1 - introduction

I will keep this short. This is to serve for people wanting to know how I came to this decision (why I'm here, I guess it's something that get's asked alot).

I use to be very active, gym, do sports (swimming mostly) and all that. I also use to eat whatever I wanted, obviously not like pigging out, but you get the idea!

In the last year, since not doing sports, not being as active, I gained about 40lbs. Most would say ok time to get back at it ya I gained some weight but like time to lose it. Here's why not:

I have always had this thing on my mind about wanting to intentionally gain weight, to be fat, to eat whatever I want, this idea felt sooo like liberation, but obviously I never went through with it!

Now the last year, with the 40lbs gain, I decided why not! I want to be me be happy all that! That's it! No I don't know like why i am the way i am, but I know I like it!

Following sentence will be to for some reason get this chapter to a minimum of 2000 words:

Once there was a cow who ate a banana, the cow loved sneakers, the banana did not love the cow, maybe because the cow ate it. The farmer went and bought the cow sneakers, was then that the cow decided, with these sneakers, I'm gona be a super star, because why not why does it have to make sense?

The cow left the farm and went to like Vegas, where the cow met a Elvis dude and they got married. They partied together for ages. he cow felt unhappy because he never knew his own name and nobody ever gave him one!

So the cow started drinking, it all started going downhill from there! The Elvis dude then asked the cow what's the matter? The cow replied..I don't have a name and nobody ever gave me one!

Elvis dude thought hard, and said, cow, from now on your name will be banana! Cow thought about it, and realized, what am I doing with my life? I love bananas! So Banana the cow went back to the farm and the farmer was happy (farmer also doesn't have a name sadly, now that I think about it, neither does Elvis dude! So Banana the cow lived happily ever after on the farm knowing his the only one with a name! The end!