chapter 21 march 2022

March 2022
March this last year was unusually warm and Anna started tanning again. It was around the first week I took the pool cover because I know Anna always liked to swim and it would be an effective way to break up her constant almost repetitive minor workout routine. I had already made breakfast and left the feast on the counter and I let my now 160 beautiful wife sleep in as I diligently put the pool cover away by myself until she came out with the dog and greeted me.
"Hello Dear." Anna yelled as she came out proudly as if she just finished her large breakfast. I looked up from the pool cover tie I was fighting to see Anna and Rex prance outside. "Hello. I see you finished your breakfast." As I gestured to her large bloated belly. Rex plopped himself down next to me as Anna said, "Well you were always the better cook of the two of us. Why are you taking the pool cover of this early?" I looked up from Rex to see Anna in all her bloated pudgy glory as I said, "Well I know how much you like to swim and I thought since the weather is supposed to be around 60 degrees Fahrenheit every day this month I thought if I put the heater on you could change up your workout routine." Anna crouched next to me and said before she kissed me, "God your perfect."
Now March would have another good watershed moment, Anna reached 170lbs by March 15 th which was a major cause of celebration for Anna because from the beginning of the year, including the weight she had already gained, she had put on 35lbs in three months. For all intents and purposes was uncalled for and amazing. We had to go celebrate and Anna wanted to wear her favorite dress that burgundy red, and grey turtle neck sweater, but it was egregiously small for the now chubby Anna. "Matt could I have some help." Anna said tentatively from the closet. I walked in tying my tie to see her unable to get the dress on and the sipper that ran down the back sipped. I said playfully, "Anna dear I don't think it will fit, but let's see if I can get it to work."
Anna shot me a nasty look after I said that and replied, "Come on engineer I know you can do it." It was a bit tough but I managed to get the damn thing zipped when Anna said looking in the full-length mirror in our room, "Matt do I look fat, or do I look fat?" Now for most guys this is the dive for cover and pray to god moment, but for me I relished in it and replied devilishly, "You look Fat Anna, but sadly not fat enough yet." So, we went to this new place a few minutes away to celebrate her gain and boy did Anna look every ounce of 170. It was a phenomenal dinner and Anna relished in being able to eat as much as she could. Then We had a monkey wrench through at us. I hear from behind me, "Matt, Anna; how are you guys going tonight."
Ever since Me and Anna got married a few years ago and both of our parents were relative strangers to each other when we got married the strived to have dinner together once a month, and hang out at each other's home every other weekend. Guess who decided it would be a great night to try a new restaurant, and bumped into us; our parents. So, I twirl around trying to draw their attention to draw them away from realizing Anna wasn't as thin as she used to be. "Hey"
I said very positively. Now my mother learned how to tell I was hiding something which usually was to put all attention on me. My mother said very bluntly, "Matt what are you hiding, where is Anna?" Now we were luckily seated at a booth so they couldn't really see her and I said, "Mom this is not the best time." Then from the side walkway between the two dining rooms in the restaurant Anna's mom came walking in and had a full view of her now down right chubby daughter with what had to be the best D cups on earth and a visibly big belly confined in her overstretched dress. I was surrounded with a My mother questioning the ever-living shit out of me, a visibly distraught and angry Mrs. Burg, and a slightly pissed off Anna behind me for not controlling the situation. You know how I said when your girlfriend asks is she fat in this dress that is usually a duck for cover moment this sure as shit was one of these moments.
Anna's mom opened with, "Anna what happened you aren't pregnant are you?" At this point I couldn't keep trying to hold my parents and her father when Anna's mom said that and they were all shocked. Anna piped up a bit angry, "No mom I just have gained a good amount of weight recently, and I wanted Matt to kind of keep it from getting to you guys but this happened." Anna's mom got a nasty look from Anna and said, "Well you look massive." At this point I was on the verge of getting killed by one of the four parents or my wife because of this incident and I said, "I told Anna since she always looks good when she gains a few pounds from time to time and that if she wanted to gain some weight I would be perfectly fine. This is the result." I still am surprised at how I made it out of there but Somehow God wanted it to be because If My mom didn't kill me on the spot, Anna's mom would have, or Anna's dad would have.
So we got home and Anna still a little pissed said to me, "God that almost went to shit." I said to here next, "Well I was flanked by Angry women, and your father tonight. I am thankful it didn't go to shit." Anna turned around and kissed me and said, "Thank you for fending off all of us." I started walking to the kitchen when I said, "Let's get dessert as a treat for me surviving your mothers and my mother's fury." Anna greedily perked up and followed suit. I had gotten cake and Anna started wolfing down until I heard what could only be described as cloth being ripped apart. Anna and I both knew what it was but she tentatively asked, "Can you take a picture of the damage?" I got up and walked around as Anna sat very still.
I took a picture of the damage; the dress split down the on both sides of the zipper with new doughy flesh bulging out the entire length. In other words, the dress was destroyed. Anna was both mortified, and horny when she saw the picture. Anna said sadly, "I loved this dress." We hugged and if you thought Anna was horny I was off the charts. I said devilishly, "Lets claw you out of that dress and have some fun." Anna cheered up quite a lot and we had by far the best sex together that night.
The rest of March was uneventful, and March slowly warmed into April and it only got better from there.