Alas, I am unable to respond, as I fall within the non-existent age category of 40-50.
3 years
It’s helpful only insofar as protein contains calories, and excess calories cause you to gain fat. But protein is an inefficient way to gain fat relative to dietary carbs and fat, not least because it is highly satiating.
If you want to gain fat through shakes, I’d highly recommend tried and tested double/heavy cream and or ice cream shakes. These are high in dietary fat, the most calorie dense substance on Earth and the most efficient way to get fat.
4 years
Sideways? Upon which axis are we rotating here? Since, not that I wish to reduce such matters to simple cross-sectional symmetry, but my suspicion is that merely rotating longitudinally would result in you still becoming wedged, just at a different angle, relative to the doorframe.
4 years
That only makes 700. Or do we expect the inflight snacks to hold responsibility for providing the missing 100?
Speaking as the inflight chef, I need to know how fast I'm going to have to work.
4 years
Reaching escape velocity with a payload of (I’m guessing) 800lb will (assuming your place of departure is on Earth) require quite a lot of fuel. On the other hand, your increased mass will exert a small but nevertheless real gravitational pull on the moon, bringing it a tiny bit closer and therefore making the journey shorter.
Plus, inflight snacks.
4 years
EmilyW:
Do I translate that correctly that anything below 300 pounds just doesn't cut it? Ugh, so I have to seriously step up my game!
I should probably put a bit more than that, just to be sure. I don't want to disappoint the masters, do I? (No, I fucking don't, pardon my east European french)
So where is my weekend funnel? The pink one. Who was playing with it?
I speak with you today as an official emissary of the Council of Intergalactic Space Aliens for Peace and Unity. Your pink funnel is safe. I am here to help.
4 years
EmilyW:
At least we all know for a fact that aliens want us very, very fat. And you all don't want to disappoint them, do you?
So, quickly back to the fridge.
I am going with an example, putting scoops of ice cream, strawberry, banana peanut butter, rocky road, there nice big scoops. Now a little kit kat espresso scoop (a bit disappointing but what can one do) and top it with Magic shell.
When those pesky aliens come back they will be so pleased by the size of my ass. Galaxy sized, I say.
I speak with you all today as an official emissary of the Council of Intergalactic Space Aliens for Peace and Unity. Emily is correct. Rocky road is the shit.
4 years
ljrockarts:
To the original poster as well as any and all others here, I'd like to offer a few things that I've learned in my nearly half-century on this planet now. Maybe you will find them helpful:
1. Your feelings are yours and yours alone, including your feelings of attraction and arousal. Whatever gets you excited and makes you feel good, thats's yours to keep and no-one can take that away from you, not your family, your friends or even your partner. Whatever feelings you have about your body or your sexuality are there for some reason, so own them and embrace them. You'll be much happier when you do.
2. Your body is yours and yours alone too. You can do what you want with it. There will always be someone out there to judge or criticize us by what we look like: too fat, too skinny, too tall, too short, too ugly, too pretty.... the hell with all of it. Just be yourself and be happy and confident in who you are, regardless of your size or weight, that's always more than good enough.
3. Fat is natural and a part of life. We eat, we gain weight, sometimes we lose weight. We go up, we go down. Its really just as silly a thing, if you think about it, to obsess over how many pounds you want to gain as it is for someone obsessing over dieting and such to fret over losing pounds and inches. Again, just be yourself and let it happen naturally. Most likely if you are not actively pushing yourself to lose weight, then weight will pile on over time. Be patient and be kind to yourself always.
4. Fantasies are just that: fantasies. Sometimes we can act out in real life some of our fantasies, but it doesn't make them any less potent or meaningful if we just keep them to ourselves. If we are lucky we will find someone who loves us and accepts us enough that we feel comfortable and safe sharing our deepest and most intimate thoughts and desires. Even luckier still we would be if we find a partner who shares similar fantasies to our own. But we can't control what our partners think and feel any more than they can control us. All we can do is be honest with ourselves, and in turn be honest with the people we love about who we really are.
There's a lot more I could say, but I will end for now just saying that the worst thing you can do to yourself in life is try to deny yourself who you really are. Whatever passions or desires you have inside of you, you can't hide them under a bushel or shroud them in darkness. You have to be true to yourself, as trying to suppress your true feelings will only make them come out in unhealthy ways. We are all so fortunate that we have places like this place here where we can come together with like-minded people who understand us, and we can share openly about whatever we are going through. Keep at it, don't give up - the answers you seek will reveal themselves in time.
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4 years
