Stuck in the dent on my couch. Send help... and pizza 🍕

Just broke the lid on my laundry basket... I was holding onto it while leaning down to reach the socks at the bottom... There was an ominous crack, and I fell, nearly diving headfirst into the basket 🙈 Managed to avoid it, and thankfully didn't injure myself, but I'm not sure I would've been able to get myself out if I'd managed to wedge myself in it 😅 Or it might possibly have cracked completely once my belly entered the picture 😝

I slipped and fell on an icy patch 😬 Thankfully I didn't hurt myself... but trying to heave myself off the ground with no support was a lot harder than I expected 🫣 Haven't had any reason to be on the floor lately 😂

Scrolling through food images on Instagram while lying down is really dangerous 😳 My mouth was salivating so much over the pictures and recipe videos I nearly choked on my own saliva 😅

Did I seriously get up at 4:30am, simply because I felt l peckish and wanted more of the massive batch of salmon red curry I'd made, hoping I can get some sleep once I'm stuffed?

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Yes... yes I did 🐷

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is it harder or even impossible to masturbate when you are extremely obese?
I do have a toy, it's just never really done it for me. But I think I need to get used to it 🙈

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is it harder or even impossible to masturbate when you are extremely obese?
I'm not into any extreme weights yet compared to some, but I'm already starting to have trouble with this 😅
My belly is by far the biggest part of me, so reaching around it isn't the easiest.....