May or may not have gotten stuck in a lawn chair at my parents today 😅 At least I didn't have an audience when the whole thing came with me as I stood up 🫣

Daily "i'm fat" reminders

Am I the only who spends too much time longingly scrolling through menus on delivery apps, daydreaming about all the food I'd order if I had the money? Just me? Okay then 😶 Excuse me while I picture all the sushi and greasy stir frys I crave 🤤

Daily "i'm fat" reminders

I had 2 people helpfully point out one of my shoelaces had come undone. Thank you, stranger - I'm well aware. I just simply can't reach to tie them while I'm wearing them 🙈

Anyone here use diapers because of their "situation"

I was at a festival where my friend had set up a bar in an old historic building. She asked me to watch it for her while she went to fetch something - not necessarily get behind it, but just let any customers know she'd be back soon. That's when it hit me I couldn't have made it behind the bar if I tried - the space between the side of the bar and the stone wall was cramped, but not something I would've though twice about before... now I wouldn't have the slightest chance 🙈🙈🙈

Somehow, I've fooled myself into thinking I don't really waddle... but then I see myself on some candid video, wondering who's that massive fatty waddling gut first.. - oh, that's me! 😳🐷

At the hairdressers, the chairs at the wash station were basically tilted back like beds, but not adjustable. Getting myself up and laying back in them went okay, but I knew I'd struggle getting up. Then the hairdresser wanted me to hold the towel around my hair - meaning I only had one hand free to try and pull myself up. I utterly failed, stuck on my back like a beached whale, until the hairdresser actually pushed me from behind 😬🙈 At least the other chairs were roomy and comfortable 😅

I think I need to look into getting a seat belt extender, but I'd need to keep it in my bag always 🙈 An acquaintance offered me a ride home, but I couldn't get myself buckled in... she had to grab the belt and struggle to lock it in. Safe to say I was sitting snugly when she managed it 😅

Just sat down in a chair at work, waiting for a meeting to start. It sank down ominously... praying it'll hold up for the entire meeting so I won't end up on the floor - afraid to move an inch 🙏 😅 Not that there's any room for much moving between these armrests... so also praying the chair won't come with me when I stand up. Munching on chocolate covered Oreos probably isn't helping 😬

I really do spend most of my time sitting or laying down... I only notice it because I'm always surprised to feel my belly pressing against the top of my thighs when I walk. It's not a new feeling, but evidently I haven't gotten used to it... or it's simply the fact that it's slowly hanging lower 🙈

I've been watching a lot of Japenese movies and tv-series, both animated and live-action, of course mostly food related 😏 I can't stop marvelling and fret over the tiny cramped spaces in some of the the restaurants/buildings/cities in general... It feels like I wouldn't fit in most of the country, basically 😅 I imagine there would be endless stuckage going on... until I eventually get myself so stuck in a door to some tiny ramen place, they wouldn't be able to get me out without dismantling the whole wall. And rather than doing that, the owners decide to use my fat, wedged gut as a living advertisement - come and see the obese tourist who ate too much! Best ramen in town, so good you'll never want to leave 🙈 Feed her and rub her belly for good luck 🐷

Anyone here use diapers because of their "situation"

Anyone here use diapers because of their "situation"