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DustieKisses
6 years
Have you ever...
Gone to a new restaurant and foodgasmed on the cocktail,
Then again on the appetizer,
And again on the salad,
And again on the entree,
And yet again on the beer,
And finally, when you think you are out of foodgasms for the evening, it happens again on the dessert?
I have.
Gone to a new restaurant and foodgasmed on the cocktail,
Then again on the appetizer,
And again on the salad,
And again on the entree,
And yet again on the beer,
And finally, when you think you are out of foodgasms for the evening, it happens again on the dessert?
I have.
DustieKisses
6 years
If moving to the pac nw makes you fat I would have been here two decades ago.
Theory 1: the Pac nw makes you fat.
Theory 2: my metabolism is finally broken.
Theory 3: all those junk food calories I consumed on the drive up here are redistributing themself as soft fat on my underbelly and lovehandles.
Theory 1: the Pac nw makes you fat.
Theory 2: my metabolism is finally broken.
Theory 3: all those junk food calories I consumed on the drive up here are redistributing themself as soft fat on my underbelly and lovehandles.
DustieKisses
6 years
My view
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6 years
Your view
DustieKisses
6 years
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I jiggle when I walk now it seems
DustieKisses
6 years
This is going to be an interesting trip to the grocery store...
DustieKisses
6 years
What the crap, dryer?! I just bought these two weeks ago!
DustieKisses
6 years
Holy crap, when the heck did this just randomly show up?!
DustieKisses
6 years
What happens when your breakfast consists of Pinot noir, Ferraro Rocher, and coffee?
Bloated by 8:15 and aroused.
DustieKisses
6 years
Somewhere along the line I got old apparently, I’m not complaining, just saying there’s a lot more texture now than ten years ago.
DustieKisses
6 years
This is a belly that hasn’t eaten anything since yesterday... and even my stretchy pants squeeze my unfit slack belly
DustieKisses
6 years
So I’m still going through the hundreds of records and cds my father-in-law has, and I come across this self-titled one called Hindu Love Gods ...
Literally, it is Warren Zevon and REM covering Robert Johnson, Prince, Muddy Waters, and Woody Guthrie.
Literally, it is Warren Zevon and REM covering Robert Johnson, Prince, Muddy Waters, and Woody Guthrie.
DustieKisses
6 years
Mrs. Bad Example
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6 years
DustieKisses
6 years
Caption contest:
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6 years
DustieKisses
6 years
Look me in the eyes and tell me what you want to do to my body.
And, make it dark.
DustieKisses
6 years
Sexy mom bod, make me rounder.
DustieKisses
6 years
I literally bought these pants the day before we moved and there was room in the waist to spare!
This is what a week of driving and nothing but fast food will do to your midsection!
DustieKisses
6 years
