I live next door to a McDonald's and I am guessing I will be there within an hour and I'm going to have to decide what I want to get. This fatboy is already gapping the buttons on his summer shirts since the weather has been so warm lately and they streeeeetch across my back and hug the new rolls and sideboob I've grown since last May.
I have an interview tomorrow, so I thought I'd have some fun trying on my suit. I cannot button the coat without it gapping, and that's when standing. My 28-inch thighs stretched the fabric on the pants and one of the legs split, revealing one of my doughboy thighs, when I sat. My belly, of course, rolled over the waistband. My back has porked up do much that I could make the coat split if I wanted to.
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