This will sound crazy, but certain SOUNDS turn me on. A cork popping is hot to me because it makes me think of popping buttons on a shirt. Creaking turns me on if it's my bed or wood floor responding to how heavy I am.
the bloat has gone down and so I'm going to waddle to the store two blocks away for two large froze i think i'm going to put on one of my summer sport shirts i'm already too fat for