Just out here drinking beers, smoking cigarettes, being plump and sweet, and feeding the darn mosquitos apparently.

For the first time in over a month I am actually hungry.

Breathing normally, no more fever, still exhausted all the live long day though.

Dearest fellow feedists, foodies, fat fetishists, and heathens,

I have tested positive for COVID-19.

I am not a severe case, and I am not at risk of succumbing to the virus as long as I follow the doctor's orders so don't worry.

But, y'all take care of yourselves and try to stay safe.

Being weighed and measured like livestock is one of my favorite things.

255.7 pounds
47.5" hips
42" waist
46" bust