COMPLETE! A disastrous flight over the Bermuda Triangle lands Theo on a tropical island. The native islanders are welcoming and friendly -- but not so gentle. A beautiful woman and her accomplices force fatten him into the hog of her dreams!

Mrs. de Gras sat across from me, eyes slightly downcast, round, plump shoulders primly and perfectly squared. She looked so elegant, perfect manicure, coiffed black and grey and white curls neatly ...

Mrs. de Gras sat across from me, eyes slightly downcast, round, plump shoulders primly and perfectly squared. She looked so elegant, perfect manicure, coiffed black and grey and white curls neatly ...

Mrs. de Gras sat across from me, eyes slightly downcast, round, plump shoulders primly and perfectly squared. She looked so elegant, perfect manicure, coiffed black and grey and white curls neatly ...

Mrs. de Gras sat across from me, eyes slightly downcast, round, plump shoulders primly and perfectly squared. She looked so elegant, perfect manicure, coiffed black and grey and white curls neatly ...

The amazing Little King Terry (on tumblr and also here!) drew this, and the story thumbnail doesn’t nearly do it justice, so here Basil is, full sized in all his glory.

“And will that be all?” the waiter asked, beads of sweat on his brow as he scribbled as fast as he could. It was one of the nicest Italian restaurants in town, but had the minor drawback of ser...

“And will that be all?” the waiter asked, beads of sweat on his brow as he scribbled as fast as he could. It was one of the nicest Italian restaurants in town, but had the minor drawback of ser...

Mrs. de Gras sat across from me, eyes slightly downcast, round, plump shoulders primly and perfectly squared. She looked so elegant, perfect manicure, coiffed black and grey and white curls neatly ...

Mrs. de Gras sat across from me, eyes slightly downcast, round, plump shoulders primly and perfectly squared. She looked so elegant, perfect manicure, coiffed black and grey and white curls neatly ...

“And will that be all?” the waiter asked, beads of sweat on his brow as he scribbled as fast as he could. It was one of the nicest Italian restaurants in town, but had the minor drawback of ser...

“And will that be all?” the waiter asked, beads of sweat on his brow as he scribbled as fast as he could. It was one of the nicest Italian restaurants in town, but had the minor drawback of ser...

“And will that be all?” the waiter asked, beads of sweat on his brow as he scribbled as fast as he could. It was one of the nicest Italian restaurants in town, but had the minor drawback of ser...

“And will that be all?” the waiter asked, beads of sweat on his brow as he scribbled as fast as he could. It was one of the nicest Italian restaurants in town, but had the minor drawback of ser...