chapter 1

I always admired my uncle for joining the United States military and Joe bad ass he looked in uniform. It helped make it easy for me to join after 9-11. Let me tell you, boot camp is not what it looks like on television. They really, and I cannot stress this enough, really mold you into a soldier by any ways necessary. But that’s not why you’re here.

After being deployed to Iraq I was sent to a place that was very unknown with limited intelligence on the area. We were fighting some Iraqis when a mortar fire hit the rest of my squad and I was launched forward toward the enemy. After being stunned from the loud boom and the effects of the mortar I realized I could not get up. After trying and failing I determined I broke my leg. I was stuck and a sitting duck for any one to get their hands on. It happened fast as my gun was launched out of hands and I was defenseless.
The enemy raised their guns and I put my hands up. They captured me and handcuffed me. I was then blindfold and kicked around and carried away into a vehicle.
Eventually I reached the destination and was forced out. I was then brought through a few doors until I reached a room where they decided to lock me into a chair and remove my blindfold. I was about to be tortured and had no control over my situation.

“Silly American, you thought you’re the bad ass world police, we’ll you’re not! We will turn you into what the world knows you’re meant to be, a fat, lazy American slob. But you’re staying in that gear until it rips off of you!”
The man said in his obvious second language.

He then beat me before a contraption that looked similar to a hospital IV was wheeled in. They setup the device next to me and instead the needle inside me.

“There are two liquids in the bags now going into your body. The first is a regression agent to reduce your competency as long as it’s inside of you. The second is something that begins our process of making our prized Hollywood piggy!” The leader man said.

I couldn’t fight it and just started as the liquid entered my body. I started feeling different within the hour and my stomach looked puffy.


“ this will steadily pump 1,000 calories a day into your body. You can’t fight it but we can make you fatter with food as well so don’t try any funny business.” He said.

I began to look around and my eyes began to close. I began to drift into an amazing slumber.