Te$lach!ck

chapter 1

Scrolling through the pictures of ladies, all shapes and sizes, black white yellow, tall and short, big and small, pretty and ugly. Tony began to get desperate. It was a Saturday evening in his dorm on campus at Florida State University, and he didn’t have a date lined up. The girl he was supposed to meet up with canceled leaving him to run through his contact list and find a replacement for the evening. Everyone he asked already had plans or didn’t want to go out.
He was going into winter of his sophomore year and had assumed he wouldn’t have this problem his second year on campus but yet here he was scrolling on this lame dating site. Clicking on an account of a hot girl every so often, and sending her a message to see if she would reply. He had been trying for about an hour now, and hadn’t received a single response.
He scrolled down past a picture which was only a head shot. Her screen name was Te$laCh!ck She was a white girl with short red hair and an enticing smile.


He clicked on the profile to see what she was all about. He scrolled down to other pictures… She was massive.

He quickly clicked the back button. He was lonely but he wasn’t that desperate yet. He continued scrolling until he heard a ding. He scrolled up to see that he had a message in his inbox. He clicked to open it. It was Te$laCh!ck. He sighed and rolled his eyes. She must have saw that he visited her page.
Te$laCh!ck: Hey cutie

He wanted to ignore the message but figured he would humor her. Besides by the way this night was going this might be his only option.
Tdog: Hey
Te$laCh!ck: Saw you visited my page 
Tdog: Yea just browsing
Te$laCh!ck: What you doing tonight?
Tdog: Was think I would probably stay in and drink a beer or something
Te$laCh!ck: with who?
Tdog: no one probably just watch a movie
Te$laCh!ck: you should never drink alone especially on a lovely night like tonight.
Tdog: You know its good to be alone sometime
Te$laCh!ck: That’s true, but why when you don`t have to.
Tdog: I hadn’t really planned to go out tonight. Not dressed yet and I`m a little short on money.
Te$laCh!ck: Who said we had to go out? I`ve got a fridge full of liquor and cold beer. I just want some company while I work on my dissertation. I`ve got pizza, just come through and chill. I live in the Seminole Courts apartments off campus not too far a walk from the dorms.
Tdog: You know I’ll think about it. I`ll let you know something soon.
Te$laCh!ck: I hope you say yes. I`ve been working on this dissertation nonstop and I`ve been looking for to letting loose and enjoying the feeling of a man in my throat.
Tdog: You know I think you’re right. No point in being alone on a Saturday night. Send me and address and I`ll head over in a few.
Te$laCh!ck: Can`t wait ;)

Tony walked across the campus towards the Seminole Court apartment complex. She wasn’t his type but he didn’t really have any other options. Spending the evening with this large lady in private so no one would see him, getting free food, beer, and oral sex was an all-around win. Plus he had heard big girls give the best head because they have more to prove. He would see tonight.



The sun was setting in Tallahassee and Tony walked into the apartment complex Seminole Court. He looked around cautiously making sure that no one would see him at the same time he was worried that this was some joke on the dating site. Did this profile really exist? Was it really the girl or would she be surprised when he showed up?
He approached the apartment door on the first floor. Of course it was the first floor. You didn’t expect a girl her size to walk up stairs. Tony knocked on apartment 1C`s door. He heard a little shuffling and then the muffled sounds of heavy weight walking across a wooden floor. The sound of multiple locks clicking, before the door knob twisted. The door cracked open. Her face appeared in the crack.
“T dog” she said with a shy smile.
“Tesla Chick, spelled with weird symbols” Tony replied sarcastically.
She giggled as she opened the door wider welcoming Tony inside. He walked in and could see that she was larger in real life. She still had the red hair, and wore a long blue blouse that her belly and butt protruded out of the front and back. She was dressed more for comfort than to impress. He followed her as she waddled into her living room.


The walls were lime green and the rest of the room had kind of a funky vibe about it, with lava lamps and psychedelic pictures of Nikola Tesla and Thomas Edison hanging on the wall. There were two tables in the living room, one in front of the couch covered in in laptops, and weird high tech machines, with wires all over the place, and one in the kitchen with beer and pizza. There were multiple degrees and certificates hanging on the wall.
Tony walked on up to one of them on the wall. It said Faith Tinsley, Bachelors of Science in Physics from Guilford College. The one beside it said Masters of Science in Electrical Engineering from North Carolina A&T State University.
“Well Faith, now I can stop calling you Tesla chick” Tony said looking at the certificate.
“O no” Faith said sarcastically. “You`ve discovered my true identity.”
“Yes I am afraid I have” Tony said continuing down the wall of certificates. “The lady I first assumed to be a lonely lady looking for a night of companionship turns out to be an accomplished electrical engineer nerd looking for companionship.”
“Now you know my secret” Faith said grabbing a knife. “I will have to kill you.”
She walked over towards Tony with the knife stopping at the table to cut the pizza.
“Never thought I would be so scared of a Tesla fan girl” Tony said opening a beer. “But all of these degrees, awards, and honor societies are quite impressive. I wish I could say I was half as academically accomplished.”
“Well it does take work and dedication” faith said handing him a plate with a pizza. “But if you aren’t the most academically inclined there are other ways to get through a semester and receive some good grades and recognition.”
“You`ve peaked my interest” Tony said before taking a bite of pizza.
“Well you might not be interested” Faith said going walking across the kitchen and opening a liquor cabinet. “It’s pretty boring but I am hiring an undergraduate research assistant to help me with my work.”
Faith pulled down a bottle of Jack Daniels and Seagram’s Gin, and walked back over to the table.
“But the job comes with plenty of fringe benefits” she said placing the bottles down in front of him.
“I`m curious what are these benefits” Tony said grabbing the bottle of Jack Daniels.
“Well” Faith said with her grin. “Other than earning perfect grades on 18 credit hours. Being paid twice a month, gaining hands on practical knowledge of physics, electricity and engineering, you will also work very close to me and we will be very close. Plus free food and drinks.”
Tony nearly spat out the shot of Jack Daniels in his mouth. This sounded too good to be true. His grades were horrible this semester and he was right on the edge of being on academic probation. An easy grade for helping a lonely doctoral student, who will feed you, and provide you other comforts was too good to be true.
“Hmmmm” Tony said pretending to think. “Why not? I don`t have anything to loss. I am always curious to learn something new. How do I sign up?”
“Yay!!” Faith exclaimed almost skipping over to her computer. “ I just so happen to have a contract right her on my desk. Fill it out, and you are my new research assistant. I thought this was going to be so much harder to find.”
Tony scanned over the paper. He didn’t read it all just the part about $20 per an hour, earning 18 credit hours’ worth of perfect grades and food allowance. Tony signed without asking any other questions.
“Ohh my gosh” Faith said taking the contract away. “I want to get started right away. First we celebrate.”
Faith grabbed two shot glasses and poured some fruity drink in one and what looked like whiskey in the other.
“I would like to propose a toast” Faith said handing Tony the whiskey. “Too working together on a project that will change the world of electricity and would make Edison and Tesla proud.”
They both drank.
“So” Tony said caught off guard by the strength of his drink. “What is this project we are going to be working on.
“You wouldn’t believe me if I told you” Faith said with her cute grin now looking evil. “I will have to show you.”
Suddenly Tony began to fill weak. He stumbled over and collapsed on to the couch, blanking out for a minute.
When he came too, he could hardly move. Slowly opening his eyes he could see he was naked and Faith was standing right in front of him. She got down on her knees at his feet and smiled.
“Didn’t I tell you I wanted to enjoy the feeling of a man in my throat?” She said grabbing his feet.