The bachelorette party

Chapter 1: Mile-High Nerves

“Thanks, I’ll have another.” I said to the stewardess as the turbulence threatened to upend my poor breakfast that seemed unwilling to digest itself despite the fact I had eaten it over an hour ago.

“Nervous flyer?” she said, as she accepted the empty cup and sodden napkin I had passed to her.

“Something like that.”

She leaned in and whispered, “I’ll come back with a little something stronger in a few minutes.”

We locked eyes and she gave me a wink that told me everything would be okay, and I really wanted to believe her.

I watched her retreating back in her slim uniform, remembering what it was like to have a body so young and beautiful, with sun-kissed skin, sculpted muscles and hair that was full of shine and volume.

Surreptitiously, I ran my hand over my abdomen, noting the prominent bulge that had grown there over the last few years.
Just then, the plane gave a sudden lurch, and I felt my breakfast make a violent attempt at escape. A fresh sheen of sweat broke out all over my body as I swallowed hard, keeping it just where it was.

‘My god, how much longer is this fucking flight?!’ I thought to myself as I felt my body jiggle and sway as we hit another pocket of turbulent air. I gripped the armrests and looked over to the inner aisle. I scowled as my next-door neighbor snored loudly and stifled a rich belch as he continued to slumber on, completely oblivious to the raucousness going on around him. Fucker.

I turned my gaze instead to the window which had been my seat and flicked up the little privacy flap. A brilliant blue sky with fluffy blue clouds mocked me in their beauty. Was I overreacting? Was the turbulence really that bad? Or was I just nervous about my reason for being on the plane?

I closed my eyes and wiped my forehead with the back of my hand and regripped the arm rests. Then, a mantra suddenly popped into my head, and I clung to it like a life raft.

‘It is going to be okay. You are fine.’

I repeated the words in my head over a dozen times and, was it my imagination, or was the plane suddenly cruising through smoother air?

I sighed and opened my eyes one at a time. Yes, the turbulence was leveling off. For the first time, I smiled. It felt good to smile. I turned my head towards the window once again and focused on the clouds as our plane continued its way from Middle America across the continental United States on its way to Logan Airport in Boston, Massachusetts.

As our plane banked slightly, I caught my own reflection in the window and saw the ghost of a pretty, rounded face with bale blue eyes and ash blonde hair that was currently piled high in a top knot. The reflection tried to smile back as I searched the face that was a little softer, a little more lined than it had been the last time it had been in Beantown.

I was on a pilgrimage to visit my old college stomping grounds. One of my old sorority sisters, Vicki, whom I had shared so many experiences with, was getting married. She had set up a bachelorette party of sorts for herself as well as her four closest friends.

I closed my eyes as I remembered the last time I had seen Vicki in the flesh. Tall, slim and olive skinned with an athletic volleyball player’s build and a winning smile. She was the kind of person who would give you a kick in the pants when you needed one as well as a shoulder to lean on when life made you a shit sandwich. And man, could she make you laugh when she wanted to.

I smiled as I remembered the other girls, my sorority sisters, whom I would be sharing this upcoming long weekend.

There was Sarah, the biomed major, our fiery redhead, short and freckled; and token born-and-bread ‘Masshole. It was she who I would be meeting at the airport to be picked up and the one who I’d gotten along with the best during our years at U Mass.

Then there was Lucy, the math major, stereotypically Asian with bangs and thick-set glasses. She was as smart as a whip and I had recently learned (thanks, Facebook) had just been promoted to head of mathematics at Harvard where she now taught.

Me, of course. The one with an undeclared major who was now working as a glorified manager in a social work facility. Single, save for my pet cat, Roger.

Then. Then there was Delilah, Dee.

I bit my lip and licked my lips when suddenly, a voice from overhead caught my attention.

“M'am?”

It was my youthful stewardess. In her hand was a freshly poured Gin and Tonic, no ice. I accepted the drink as she reached over the inert form of my fellow passenger. I caught a whiff of stale sweat that I knew to be me and hurriedly took the drink and sat it down on my tray. I noticed the stewardess inhale reflexively and close her eyes slowly. I reddened but said nothing. I waited for her to open her eyes and when they did, they seemed warmer, kinder.

“I’m sorry to be forward, but might I ask what perfume you’re wearing. I…like it.” She said.
I blushed, this time fully red in the cheeks.

“Uh…Black Orchid by Tom Ford.”

The stewardess smiled and closed her eyes once more, again, sniffing the air. “I’ll have to pick up a bottle next time at the mall. I like it a lot.”

She opened her eyes and smiled.

Was she…flirting with me?

I licked my lips and took a drink to cover my nervousness, ‘God, why was it always like this? Why was I always awkward during moments like these?’

My eyes flicked towards the stewardess who was still holding my gaze. My eyes absorbed her honeyed brown ones, before tracing my gaze down along her aquiline nose to where a perfect cupids bow of a mouth sat, slightly open. Her tongue was gently placed between her teeth.

“What? Sorry. I mean yes, you’ll love the scent.” I said aloud as our eyes met.

The stewardess motioned with her eyes to my drink, “well, enjoy your drink, it’s extra on the house. We’ll be landing soon. Nice to meet you. Bye now and thanks for flying Delta.” She waived a well-manicured hand and went down the aisle to help the next passenger.

‘Stupid, stupid, stupid!’ I chided myself as I watched her retreating back.

I looked down at the drink in front of me and took a proper pull. ‘Dang, she was right,’ I thought as the potency of the alcohol collided with my tastebuds.

The stewardess did not return while I nursed my drink, thinking of the weekend to come. I felt the reliable hum of the engine change pitch and felt the plane begin to slow. I turned my head to the window and was pleasantly surprised to see the sky blue begin to be replaced with rural streets and fields, buildings and a city of cars.

“This is your captain speaking. We have begun our descent to Logan Airport. Thank you for flying Delta. Welcome to Boston.”

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