The munchies

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It wasn’t until around 8 o’clock in the evening until Alexandra got from work. Dalton was resting comfortably on their sectional couch with his cat Felix nestled snuggly in his lap. Dalton sat reclined on the couch watching the last of a golf tournament while waiting for his wife to finally return home. Felix jumped up at the sound of the front door opening and strutted over to investigate.


“Hello, my baby!” Dalton heard Alex beam as she entered through the front door. “I missed you!”


Hearing the sound of his wife’s voice, Dalton heaved himself off the leather sectional, still aching from his morning workout with his personal trainer. As he stood up, Dalton was greeted to the sight of his beautiful wife walking down the hallway into the living room with their fat cat and her briefcase in tow. Dalton smiled at the sight. “Looks like you got your hands full,” he teased as he wandered over to greet his wife and pecked her on the cheek.


“How was your day?” Alex asked as she handed the cat off to Dalton.


“It was okay,” Dalton said as he set Felix down and took Alex’s jacket from her. “I got off a little early this afternoon and hoped that you would have been able to get out of the office a little sooner than you did,” he said with a twinge of disappointment. “I’m guessing you didn’t get my text message.”


“Oh my god,” Alex said as her heart sank. “I totally freaking spaced, baby. I’m so sorry. I was working on some briefs and meant to text you back that I was going to stay a little late. I effed up and respond.”


Dalton saw the look of regret on Alex’s face. “It’s okay, babe. I was just hoping that we could have some fun and go out with Kerry and Brian. It’s been forever since we’ve gotten to go out with them, especially with you working late and all.” Dalton had grown accustomed to Alex not getting home until late over the past year. She worked hard as a junior partner at her law firm and was working hard to put in the hours to be successful. There was a small part of Dalton that wished that Alex would just relax and let her hair down a little bit, however.


“You know what I think would be fun to do tonight?” Alex asked with a playful look in her eyes as she sat down in a chair in their spacious living room.


“What’s that, hun?” Dalton asked as he sat back where he was sitting before on the couch, intrigued with where his wife was going with this. They were rapidly approaching Alex’s self-imposed 10:00 bedtime. There was no way that Alex was going to suggest going to do anything this late in the evening.


“Well, you know how recreational marijuana got legalized earlier this week?” Alex rhetorically asked, a devilish half-smile formed on her face.


Dalton chuckled. “Yeah, I remember. What do you have in mind?” He was very intrigued with where Alex was going with this. Surely, she wasn’t suggesting what he thought she was suggesting.


“I was thinking that maybe we could stay in and maybe…try it?” Alex bit her lip trying to contain her excitement as Dalton looked on astonished.


“What do you mean ‘try it’? Did you go out and buy pot?” Dalton asked. The thought Alex going out and buying any sort of substance was practically unbelievable. Dalton looked over at his wife, bewildered at her request.


“Yeah. I did,” Alex replied excitedly. She was grinning ear to ear like a Chesire cat, her pretty smile on full display. “Earlier this week I went out to one of those dispensaries on the other side of town and I might have got some stuff,” she said playfully, like a child boasting about getting away with breaking a rule.


Dalton couldn’t believe what he was hearing. “Oh my God, Ellie! I can’t believe you did that!” For as long as they were together, Alex had always been the more innocent of the two of them. She had come from a wealthy, sheltered home and as such had always been very sweet and pure. Alex was extremely disciplined and dedicated at everything she did. Alex hardly drank and hardly ever ate junk food, the thought of her smoking pot was almost impossible to imagine.


“I mean it’s legal now! It’s not like I did anything wrong!” Alex shot back defending herself.

Dalton was just left shaking his head. He was still processing the thought of his sweet, innocent wife partaking in mind-altering substances. “It’s just hard to believe you doing something like that! You barely even drink! I can’t even imagine you smoking pot!”


“I just got some edibles!” Alex responded and sat back in her chair and crossed her arms. She wasn’t expected such resistance from Dalton. “Besides, aren’t you being a little bit of a hypocrite? You’ve said that you used to smoke pot. Why is it a big deal if I wanted to try it out?” she huffed, annoyed at Dalton’s sudden moral uproar.


Dalton sighed. It was a fair point. Dalton, like most other kids in college, smoked pot and did it on more than one occasion. “It just seems a little out of character for you babe is all,” Dalton said carefully choosing his words. He sensed that his initial response may have been a touch other-the-top. “You’ve always just presented yourself as very professional and put together. Imagine what your people at the law firm would say if they found out you were smoking!” Dalton chuckled at the thought of Alex’s fellow lawyers and paralegals finding out that Alex was about to get high for the first time.


“Like I said, I just got a couple of gummies for the two of us!” Alex again said, defending herself. “And besides, I don’t think it’d be that big of a deal! Hell, there’s rumors that Crawford does like, hard drugs so me taking some edibles isn’t going to be that big of a deal!”

Dalton at this had to admit defeat. Alex was right, he was overreacting. Besides, he knew that deep down there was a part of him that wished she would let you hair down and indulge a little bit. “I guess you’re right. So besides getting high, what did you have in mind? You want to watch some movies or something?” If they we going to get high together, Dalton figured they ought to do it right.


“I guess? I didn’t think that far ahead!” Alex giggled nervously. She had spent so much time planning how to tell Dalton about her purchase she hadn’t concerned what actually to do with said purchase. “Yeah, I guess that people do watch movies when they get high, don’t they?” she laughed. “I’ve heard that 2001 is a good movie to watch when you’re under the influence of drugs.”


“I think 2001 might be a little too, um, intense for your first time getting high, hun.” Dalton said delicately. The last thing he wanted was Alex having a panic attack at the end of the movie. A smart plan would be to see how Alex reacts to getting high for the first time. Something a little safer would be a better plan. “How about we watch some Frasier or something?” Dalton suggested. “Succession might be fun to watch too. How does that sound?”


Alex tossed her head back and forth thinking it through before she started nodding along. “You know better than me!” she said excitedly.


“Sounds good,” Dalton said chuckling, glad they wouldn’t be risking Alex having a freakout during her first drug experience. “So how about something to eat? In case we get the munchies? Did you get any snacks?” he asked.


Alex momentarily froze before a sheepish grin broke out. “I guess I kind of forgot that the munchies were something people get when get on marijuana. I really don’t know what I’m doing!” she laughed. “How’s about you run out and grab some McDonald’s or something? I think I could be in the mood for some fast food?” she suggested.


Dalton couldn’t help but start laughing again. “Are you sure you haven’t already had one of those gummies. I can’t believe you’re actually suggesting getting fast food Little Miss Calorie Counter!” Indeed, Alex had hardly an ounce of fat on her, a testament to her good genetics, rigorous workout routine, and disciplined diet. The 5’4” blonde weighed hardly an ounce over 120 pounds.


Another sheepish grin grew on Alex’s face. “Well, when in Rome! Besides, one trip to McDonald’s isn’t going to kill me. I would have thought you would have jumped at the chance to eat out.” While going out for junk food certainly wasn’t in her character, getting high definitely wasn’t something she would normally do. If she was going to indulge, she may as well go for it.


“Fair enough,” Dalton said as he got up from his seat and grabbed the keys to the BMW from its hook. “How’s about I run out and grab something and you can settled in. Text me what you and I’ll be back soon.”


Alex smiled and gave Dalton a peck on the cheek as he walked over to say goodbye. “Sounds good, baby,” she said as she got up herself to go upstairs and get changed into more comfortable clothes.


Dalton smiled to himself as walked into the garage and stepped into the BMW, still processing what had just happened. Part of him still had trouble believing that his sweet, innocent, pure wife would ever want to get high with him. Nineteen-year-old Dalton would have leapt for joy at the thought, but present-day Dalton was having trouble comprehending it. Maybe it was some sort of elaborate prank. Maybe Alex was planning her big reveal when he got back home.


A few minutes later Dalton pulled into the drive-thru lane of the McDonald’s. As he pulled forward to the station to order, he was greeted to the sound of a speakerphone. “Welcome back to McDonald’s! How can I help you?”


He still hadn’t gotten Alex’s text with her order so he figured he may as well order for himself first. “For me, can I get your Big Mac combo, no onions on the burger, and a medium Sprite?” he instructed as he looked over to the electronic menu listing off his order as he spoke.


“Absolutely sir. Is there anything else I can get you?” the voice from the speakerphone asked.


Just as he was about to ask for a moment so he could quickly call his wife for her order, Dalton’s phone buzzed. Dalton breathed a sigh of relief and looked down and saw that Lexi finally texted back, just in the nick of time. “Can I also get your 40-piece McNuggets, 2 of your double cheeseburgers, a large fry, a large Coke, and a 3 pack of your chocolate chip cookies?” Dalton said as he read Lexi’s instructions.


“Will that be all for you sir?” the voice asked.


“Yes, ma’am,” Dalton confirmed as he tucked his phone away.


“And does the screen look correct to you?”


“It does.”


“You can go ahead and pull forward to the second window,” the voice cheerily instructed. Dalton did as he was told and pulled his Toyota Camry forward in the drive thru lane. After a fair amount of waiting for the last of their dinner, Dalton eagerly drove home, excited to finally sit down and lounge with Lexi for a nice, quiet, relaxing evening.


“Hey babe, I’m back,” Dalton called out as he entered through the garage entrance. He got know response.


“Babe?” Dalton tried again as he made his way up the stairs from their basement garage to the main level living room. A smoky haze and the stench of marijuana greeted him as he climbed the stairs and entered the room. There he spied Alexandra with a lit joint idly lounging on their couch, looking surprised at the sight of her husband.


“Oh my God!” Lexi laughed, sending her large paunch jiggling. “I totally fucking forgot you left!” she wheezed before her round of giggles turned into a coughing fit. Lexi took a long drag of her joint into an effort to regain her composure.


Dalton couldn’t help but chuckle at the sight of his stoner wife. Lexi tended to get pretty spacy and giggly when she smoked, which was quite often. She tended to get hyper-focused on whatever she was doing whenever she got high. She had been totally engrossed in the episode of Rick and Morty she had been watching while Dalton was out.


Dalton smiled. “That’s okay. Is there any bud left? Or do I need to go out and hit Bud Shop before they close? I want to smoke a little bit while we eat.”


“There’s still some Purple Punch left,” Lexi said after a long exhale. She sat back in couch and rested her hands onto her paunch. The sausage fingers sunk into the plush flesh. “Although we are running really low. If you want, we can run out tomorrow and see if Tony has gotten anything else in stock.”


“Yeah, that sounds good,” Dalton said.


“I like how hungry this shit makes me but it’s giving me cottonmouth like a ***er,” Lexi groaned. “I want to check if he has any Monkey Bread in. That shit made me hungry as fuck.”


Alexandra certainly wasn’t thin when she and Dalton first met. She was a tubby 160 pounds when she and Dalton had first met, a very apparent victim of the Freshman 15 and then some. But the curvy coed was a twig compared to the behemoth she now was. Dalton couldn’t help but marvel at the obese, slovenly display spread wide on their shabby couch. Everything about her was massive. Her tits were massive M cups that flopped to either side of her and sagged halfway to her stomach. Her upper arms were fleshy, dimpled ham hocks that jiggled and swayed with the slightest of movements. Her belly poured out in front into a large beachball-like dome that caused her cellulite-covered thighs to spread wide to accommodate. Even her knees had grown knobby and wobbly as she continued getting fatter and fatter. Lexi had the luxury of working from home and when she wasn't on the clock, she was either sitting around getting high or stuffing her fat face. Her figure certainly showed that.


Dalton chuckled. “I’m not going to complain. Your appetite has been insane lately.” Dalton felt himself grow excited at the thought of Lexi talking about her appetite. Dalton certainly wasn’t complaining about Lexi’s growth. Any talk of her eating or growing bigger drove him absolutely wild.


“You would know!” Lexi scowled, her thick double chin on full display. “Speaking of which, can you gimme my food. I’ve been craving McDonald’s for like, fucking ever!”


“We just had it the other day,” Dalton retorted.


“No, we had Taco Bell on Tuesday then we got Wingstop on Wednesday, and takeout yesterday,” the corpulent stoner explained. “We haven’t had McDonald’s in like 4 days,” Lexi lectured.


Dalton rolled his eyes. Of course, Lexi would know her fast food intake. He handed his wife the large brown bag filled with her dinner. “My B, bro,” he said as he began digging into his own meal.


Lexi eagerly tore into the bag and began chowing down. Dalton couldn’t help but admire the sight of Lexi devouring nugget after nugget and handful after handful of french fries. She inhaled her burgers after just a few bites and then washed it all down with a couple of slurps of her beverage. Finally full, Lexi let out a large belch.


After a moment to catch her breath, Lexi finally spoke up. “If you’re feeling up for it and not too passed out, how about we could play around a bit once you’re caught up? It’s been a few days since you’ve been nice enough to eat me out.”


Dalton felt himself grow hard again at the thought. Watching Lexi’s munchies-induced feast had been hot enough. The thought of going down on the morbidly obese woman, eagerly eating away at her womanhood as he clutched her jelly-like thighs was irresistible. Dalton grinned.


“It would be my pleasure, babe.” Dalton sure as hell loved the munchies.
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