The wishing imp

Chapter 1 - One evening

Jason was drunk. Very drunk. And was stumbling down the street on his way the store to by more beer late that evening when he came to a crossroads. There was nobody around and Jason was about to cross when, what can only be described as, an imp appeared. It had a large booming voice as it said.

''I have granted you three wishes''

Jason  presumed this was his friends playing a joke on him, so chuckling slightly, he decided to turn it back around on them...

''I wanna be a fat... humongous... hungry... super morbidly obese guy.'' He slured

"Two wishes remaining" boomed the imp

''I want to be a dirty... smelly... stinky slob" he blurted out

"One wish remaining" stated the imp

"I wanna have a really hairy body... yet... be thinning on top." Jason wished expecting his friends to jump out and surprise him at any moment.

The imp then said "Your wish is my command" laughing as it did so.

Jason still was expecting his friends to jump out form behind him and he was looking around for them.

The street grew silent and he began to feel a dull itch on his scalp. The itch grew and grew until Jason couldn't resist scratching his scalp...