Skinny Women ain't hip - Antsy McClain
A Buddy tried setting me up last night
I took one look and saw a horrible site
He said she was thin and was he ever right
She looked like Kate Moss on a hunger strike
Let me tell you brother
how it ought to be
Takes a well rounded woman
to satisfy me
Skinny women ain't hip
Skinny women ain't hip
Boney ain't beautiful bite your lip
Skinny women ain't hip
Been watching television readin' magazines
All them skinny women in skin tight jeans
They call 'em super models but I tell you what
A model ain't super if she ain't got a butt
Let me tell you brother
how it ought to be
Takes a well rounded woman
to satisfy me
Skinny women ain't hip
Skinny women ain't hip
Boney ain't beautiful bite your lip
Skinny women ain't hip
If your skinny as a rail
and you think you're hot
You might be makin' the most
of everything that you've got
I don't want to be ruthless
I don't mean to be cruel
But give me a call
when you're on solid food!
Skinny women ain't hip
Skinny women ain't hip
Boney ain't beautiful bite your lip
Skinny women ain't hip
2 years
Sweetpapi:
Thanks for answers! Now I know that it was a silly question 🙄😊 I don't have extremely fast metabolism, I used to be fatter and ate a lot less than now... But some time ago, I lost weight very quickly (not even intentionally!) and I did not expect that gaining weight again will be such a tedious work! 😉 if anyone else has any opinions, I'll be glad to hear from you! ❤️
Greets from Poland
Wait, based on what you just wrote you need to get some blood work done. That sounds like a hyperactive thyroid and that can cause lots of other issues besides not being able to gain weight!
2 years
EmilyW:
5000 cal a day and you turn it all into heat.
I had been there, eating like a LumberJackie and bemoaning my genes, though at a much tender age than you, 110-120 teen until UNI.
Then I started spending most of my days behind a computer screen, having wild parties at night (I was studying in Europe), and before I knew it, I was that 180-pound chubby girl everyone so adored and wanted to make even chubbier. And I didn't object. (Do you want me to get fatter? So prove it!)
I weighed myself this morning, looking at the number 229. (But okay, I sometimes get a bit too carried away because seeing my growing ass turns me on like fuck)
Patience, the game is. It will happen, my Padawan.
LOL I laugh every time! You are pretty ... and are surely a lot of fun. Glad you are on here.
2 years
EmilyW:
Fuck money, I'm getting fat for free as a public service.
That and to enhance your beauty! (Your charm and humor are already beyond compare.)
2 years
EmilyW:
I know it's a bit of stretch since I'm only delightfully plump, but who's counting those jiggly pounds, right? RIGHT?
Sooo, you just need to spend more time with Emily the funnel shaped thing!
2 years
Proud2bme:
To be honest, I've totally been dreaming of a large triple baconator combo for days.[/quote]
Only one?
2 years
Proud2bme:
Goodness gracious! As I bellied up to the computer, I realized my pj pants were so tight now my gut had developed a camel toe! You can't pressure a girl! *Says the one warming up by finishing a 3' hunk of cake* Although, 7k really does sound pretty swell... 😁[/quote]
"You can't pressure a girl!"
Of COURSE I can! You need another hunk of cake you know ... probably ought to just finish it up!
2 years
Proud2bme:
That sounds like a dream to me...[/quote]
Should be a reality for you!
Eat up "skinny girl" 😁
2 years
