Stir fry can be fattening if you eat it with a lot of rice, and despite the stereotype that Asian food is healthy and low-calorie, they use a shocking amount of sugar in some of their sauces.

I always had a specific look I wanted. I loved the idea of being large yet powerless. People often see big guys as being fat but strong. I loved the idea of being large yet all my size/weight was blubber, so someone much smaller than me could easily overpower me.

I have never had fantasies about being huge...at least not by FF terms...but I have always wanted to be soft. I love the notion of being heavy but all blubber.

When I decided to gain, my ultimate goal was softness. I wanted to be heavy, but I wanted all that weight to be soft blubber, with zero muscle tone.

As I began gaining, I made a point to limit my activity in order to make my muscles soft and weak and flabby. I love the idea that I'm big yet much weaker than those much smaller than I am.

That's how I measure my gain, with a tape measure. I measure my belly at its roundest point first thing in the morning, when it's still empty (54 inches this morning).

I also usually measure my chest (50 inches today), arm (16 inches), and thigh (28.5 inches). Now and then I'll measure my neck.

Keeping old clothes around is another great way of measuring. I still kick myself that I got rid of some of the stuff I wear in my older pix since I'd be popping buttons on some of them now.

To be 54 inches (4 1/2 feet) around standing and not stuffed, first thing in the morning.

To have boobs big enough to fill out a bra and have a proper cup size.

To have a double chin and a thick neck with little rolls when I move my head.

Most of all, to look soft, porky, and well-fed.

I love mine...my only gripe is that a lot of it is sideboob so I need a bra or a bikini top to make it look like I have tits. Still, getting boobs was a major goal for me, especially since I'm mostly belly.

What sort of place would people be interested in going to? Pizza? Buffet?

Two or three times over the years I tried to get a Chicago meetup organized but never got a single response. Oh well.

I use a tape measure instead of a scale. My belly hovers between 52 and 54 inches around standing and not stuffed.

Your belly is 46% big!

46%

You are quite average. You are sometimes healthy, and exercise a bit, though your belly is a bit plump.