Slob Anatomy 609

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10.6 The Mind of a Fat Slob

Learning Outcomes
> Locate the hedonistic desires of a Fat Hypermasculine Slob and their subconscious desires contained within their hypersexual and compulsive competitive eating behavior
> Name the four ways of Slobbification recognized by the Obesiza treaty

Slobbification is not an exhaustive list but here are the four ways that Obesiza recognizes the Slobbification of the Fat Slobs that exist with their borders. Obesiza is a nation comprised entirely of Fat Hypermasculine Slobs, 99% of them are Homosexual as the 1% that are Heterosexual get arranged marriages into other countries and they only reproduce to create more Fat Hypermasculine Slobs. Slobbification in their country is part of their DNA and culture and usually occur in four ways either in isolation of each other or as a combination of the bunch:

1) Fat Hypermasculine Gay Slob Propaganda
2) Gluttony
3) Cartoonishly Large Libido
4) Laziness

Fat Hypermasculine Gay Slob Propaganda

In Obesiza all media brain washes men into Fat Hypermasculine Gay Slobs permanently, nothing is allowed to get out of the country because of the appetite-stimulating and sexually-arousing propaganda. Even a single miligram of their cuisine is enough to cause a Stage 4 Horny Slobbification in a man. They all spend their days eating as the soil there is extremely fertile and grows cooked heavy foods all around them to eat due to a massive infrastructure project during their inception to make every single surface completely edible and self-cleaning. The genetically modified nanite particles that comprise the area construct a new thing for them to eat every day. The food there makes them instantly immortal and always begs you to take a bite. Once in your system you'll only have Fat Hypermasculine Gay Slob thoughts, Fat Gay Slob Porn is the only thing that runs through your mind all the time. A complete brain wipe, just as their ruler, the world's Fattest Man, desired. Take a bite of a head of lettuce and it's made of cheeseburgers. Eat a slice of meat and it's cake. Obesiza stops at nothing to confuse their populace and keep them eating and growing fatter. If a citizen becomes the World's Fattest Man, they get to be in charge of Obesiza, as a part of their Nation's Laws, the only laws that can be passed are drafted by their invisible leader of Hypermasculine Men all around the world to feed them every nation's cuisine all across the land as promised. Fat Hypermasculine Gay Slobs outnumber every demographic across the global population as of the 1885 Census.

Gluttony

Fat Hypermasculine Gay Slobs eat all the time. They eat every thing and anything that's edible, all food known to exist in Obesiza results in rapid fat growth, body hair growth, and muscle growth. The food will make a man grow a new stomach every day. It is rumored that the 5000 leagues beneath the topsoil are a factory-produced edible tile of food that is 10,000 calories in a wafer form after a successful infrastructure process to remove hunger from the community. The nanites transform any and all pollutants into edible food. The average mouth is only empty for about .004 nanoseconds before more food is crammed in. Beds contain regenerating CPAP masks made of protein strips and assisted-oxygen laden with added calories, the calorie cream tube changes flavor depending on the wet dream the Fat Hypermasculine Gay Slob. Fat Hypermasculine Gay Slobs often dream about having sex with men exclusively and even their Fat Hypermasculine Heterosexual counterparts report dreams of homo-erotic Slobbing Rituals.

Cartoonishly Large Libido

Fat Hypermasculine Gay Slobs develop can develop extra set of genitals in some mountainous regions. The stomach lining slowly transforms into an errogenous area with more pleasure centers than a foreskin, the entire digestive track forms prostate like glands that produce more testosterone and seminal fluid for the Fat Hypermasculine Gay Slob to constantly leak out. Every spot on their body can result in a multiple male orgasm lasting for up to 30 days.

Every bite and swallow of food leads several gallons of Slob Semen to be produced, even a swallow of saliva produces the same effect. The gluttony of a Fat Hypermasculine Gay Slob dulls their mind, their IQ drops to the single digits and their hips instinctively flex unprovokes on their own even while unconscious. Each load a Fat Hypermasculine Gay Slob produces aids in their digestion and allows for more calories to be consumed in the future. Fat Hypermasculine Gay Slobs are notorious for having overly sexualized humor. Their crude sex jokes are how they choose their breeding partner, the funnier, hornier, hungrier and happier a Fat Hypermasculine Gay Slob is the more sexual partners he'll have. Obesiza recommends their citizens to have around 500 Slobgasms an hour but on average they have 6,000 involuntary Slobgasms a minute before during and after sex.

Laziness

Despite how intense and fast-paced the Fat Hypermasculine Gay Slob's life looks, Fat Hypermasculine Gay Slobs are incredibly lazy, their food consumption, amount of sex they have, how much they get pampered, it is all a passive action, they relax into having each meal digested, orgasmed out and smell extremely musky. They shower and bathe regularly, once or twice a month and more if necessary but instead of the flowery or woodsy scents that other countries may have they prefer soaps unscented or scented like "Donut Shop" or "French Fries" or "18 Year Old Cum Rag" comforting scents that allow for complete and total relaxation for Fat Hypermasculine Gay Slobs.

Eateries are attached with Digestion Rooms in the back so Fat Hypermasculine Gay Slobs with beds that pleasure the Slob sexually. Any stress the Fat Hypermasculine Gay Slob experiences causes their pituitary glands to engorge and cause hyper masculine traits such as body hair, engorged testicles, penile growth, and proficiency in masculine past times to manifest which leads to an increased sense of entitlement to food, sex, pleasure, and relaxation. Their nonslob counterparts often feel a sense of subserviance when in the presence of a Fat Hypermasculine Gay Slob especially when they belch out orders.

Fat Hypermasculine Gay Slobs can bend nonslob men to their will from a single URRRRPPP alone. Fat Hypermasculine Gay Slobs never really have articulate each word and communicate through URRRRPPPPS and PRRRRTTTS in a complex mindnumbing language that leaves nonslobs wanting more.


Understanding the Fattification
20000. What is the meaning of Urrrrrp? Why is it important that you breathe in the Fat Hairy Slob's Pube stink?

20001. The entirety of a Hog Sized Bear Slob's body is an errogenous area. Where would be the best place to lotion the Slob first to induce Slobgasm?

20002. What type of Slobbification method would be most likely to occur to a jock working a supplement store?

20003. Draw the outline of a Fat Slob before and after a 30 year T.V. and Junk Food Marathon. How does this compare to a 10 year T.V. and Junk Food Marathon?

20004. What would a Fat Horny Slob wear on a date in order to sexually arouse breeding partner and signify he has a large penis and has fully developed his 48th prostate?

20005. Two Morbidly Obese Gay Bear Slobs go to a Fat Food Restaurant, what would they order? (Note: A Fat Food Restaurant encourages over-eating, see 10.1 Fat Slob Buffets and Nutrition and 10.3 Fat Slob Eating Challenges and 10.5 Fat Slob Sexuality)