Chapter 1 - O big ole gal, waddle on dustie, and sally round
O Big Ole GalA big ole gal came waddlin' by,
And we say so,
And we know so.
O, a big ole gal came waddlin' by,
O big ole gal.
Says I "ole Gal, yer rear is wide."
And we say so,
And we know so.
"Turn to the side, still can't get by."
O big ole gal.
Waddle so slow from all them gains,
And we say so,
And we know so.
Gulping slurpees like its rain.
O big ole gal.
As big as the bed, and too gat for the door,
And we say so,
And we know so,
Soon she won't be waddlin no more,
O big ole gal.
Her back fats like tails, tits loose as sails,
And we say so,
And we know so,
Oit of breath from standing still,
O big ole gal.
Feed her more on butter and cream,
And we say so,
And we know so,
Biggest bell ye ever had seen
Oh big ole gal.
Livin' in a gluttony dream,
O big ole gal.
Waddle On Dustie
Oh, Captain Dustie got fat and wide.
Waddle on boys, waddle on girls.
Oh, Captain Dustie got fat and wide.
Ah-ah waddle on, waddle on,
Waddle on Dustie
She dug her grave on a silver plate.
Waddle on boys, waddle on girls.
She dug her grave on a silver plate.
Ah-ah waddle on, waddle on,
Waddle on Dustie
Weigh her down with six hundred pounds.
Waddle on boys, waddle on girls.
Weigh her down with six hundred pounds.
Ah-ah waddle on, waddle on,
Waddle on Dustie.
She can't even tell how much she weighs,
Waddle on boys, waddle on girls.
She can't even tell how much she weighs,
Ah-ah waddle on, waddle on
Waddle on Dustie
Sally Round
Oh Sally Round, she's a big fat lady!
Weigh her, her rolls and her folds!
She eats all night, and she eats all day.
Pile it on, on Sally Round!
Oh Sally Round, she's a right solid ton!
Weigh her, her rolls and her folds!
She chomps down cookies,
And she chugs down the rum!
She eats all night, and she eats all day.
Pile it on, on Sally Round!
Her body is a pile o unbaked dough!
Weigh her, her rolls and her folds!
She eats all night, and she eats all day.
Pile it on, on Sally Round.
Sally Round sure can't get no fatter!
Weigh her, her rolls and her folds!
She drinks her butter
As though it were water
She eats all night, and she eats all day.
Pile it on, on Sally Round!
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