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Reflection Of Perfection
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fat guy falls down
A bumbling, clumsy college professor has the day from hell but gets a nice surprise when he gets home to his lovely wife.
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Reflection Of Perfection
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There is....a house...in Sin City
They calllllllllll the Rising Sun
And it's been....the ruin..... of many a poor boy
And God.... I know....I'm one
My mother....was a tailor
She sewwwwwed my newwww blue jeans
My father....was a gamblin man
Down in Sin.....City
They calllllllllll the Rising Sun
And it's been....the ruin..... of many a poor boy
And God.... I know....I'm one
My mother....was a tailor
She sewwwwwed my newwww blue jeans
My father....was a gamblin man
Down in Sin.....City
Reflection Of Perfection
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BUD LIGHT PRESENTS....REAL MEN OF GENIUS
*Reaalll men of geniusssss*
Today we salute YOU....Mr Creepy FA Guy
*Mr Creepy FA Guyyyyyyyy*
Nevermind social gatherings, you do your best work armed with a scale and every cliche question known to mankind
*Howwwww much do you weigghhhhhh?*
Who needs real life, there's pictures. Who needs conversations, there's webcams? And who needs sex when you can wank?
*WOAHHHHHHHHHHH!*
So crack open an ice cold Bud Light oh master of the annoyance, because there's no creep without the eep
*Eeeeeep!*
Bud Light beer Anheiser Busch St Louis Missouri.
*Reaalll men of geniusssss*
Today we salute YOU....Mr Creepy FA Guy
*Mr Creepy FA Guyyyyyyyy*
Nevermind social gatherings, you do your best work armed with a scale and every cliche question known to mankind
*Howwwww much do you weigghhhhhh?*
Who needs real life, there's pictures. Who needs conversations, there's webcams? And who needs sex when you can wank?
*WOAHHHHHHHHHHH!*
So crack open an ice cold Bud Light oh master of the annoyance, because there's no creep without the eep
*Eeeeeep!*
Bud Light beer Anheiser Busch St Louis Missouri.
Reflection Of Perfection
3 years
Some drunk driver plowed into Harts Turkey Farm....damn. Once its repaired its a GREAT place to take feedees for a great dinner if you're in New Hampshire
Reflection Of Perfection
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was gonna have a good lunch, but they gave me small fries
I told them that I wanted a large, but they gave me small fries
Now I'm gonna sit here and cry, and I know why (Rachole: Why man?)
Cause they gave me small fries, they gave me small fries, they gave me small fries
I told them that I wanted a large, but they gave me small fries
Now I'm gonna sit here and cry, and I know why (Rachole: Why man?)
Cause they gave me small fries, they gave me small fries, they gave me small fries
Reflection Of Perfection
3 years
Heaviest person you have ever dated or meet in public?
Big Cutie Echo. No idea what she weighs now but if the photo sets are any indication, nobody comes close to her size
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Reflection Of Perfection
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I took a few months off from writing due to work and boredom but after some unexpected sales of my older stories, it's time I rejoined the game. I got 3 in the works so stay tuned. The bad boy is back
Reflection Of Perfection
3 years
Funny stories of being caught indulging in your fetish
Not really a story but my friends when I was younger used to point out fat girls at the beach and say "there's one for you"
Also, a few years ago my coworkers one time pulled up a meme of Candy ...
Also, a few years ago my coworkers one time pulled up a meme of Candy ...
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Reflection Of Perfection
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RIP Al Jaffee
The legendary Mad Magazine writer/artist was 102 years old. He lived a good life
The legendary Mad Magazine writer/artist was 102 years old. He lived a good life
Reflection Of Perfection
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What would you say to your past self if given the chance?
Don't give away $5,000 to bbws in 2009, put it in an IRA for 20 years
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My latest story Runner's Gut is up. For those just looking for fetishes....skip to chapters 3, 4 & 5. We got stuck fetish, stuffing, force feeding and humiliation in this one
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runner's gut
Once the high school track star, the now fat mother of two shows up at her high school reunion 100 pounds heavier than when everyone last saw her. She picked a fine time to get stuck in a door, huh?
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Where is litmistress?
Pretty much I've learned that we're trying to write Bohemian Rhapsody when I Wanna Rock N Roll All Nite will do.
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