Looking for a Slob Roommate (fiction)

Chapter 1 - Looking for a fat slob roommate(m)

Looking for a dirty, horny, and greedy fat slob roommate male, preferably gay or bi to join a collective of professional chefs and pornstars.

The slob.

Unwashed, uncontrollable libido, belly large

Ejaculations are mandatory and forced by our team of massage experts

Farting inspections are mandatory, every thirty minutes

Belching lessons are on-site but professional belchers are recommended to apply

You will have to sample all of our cooking and be pleasured sexually day and night

Desired income; unemployed, full-time slob is what we'd like

Ideal stomach capacity is 600 metric tons but that's not a deal breaker.

Doesn't respect shared spaces and/or house rules/guests

If you do not fit what we desire, we'll make you into the perfect slob roommate free of charge.


The Slob Uniform.

Food stains all over yourself, briefs or boxers

Plus sized clothes only

Pantsless/crotchless pants is also preferred

BDSM gear and leather is also allowed

The room.

A rundown shack in the back

The mattress is clean-ish, covered in slob semen but we expect you to wash it with your loads every single day

Available now

Rent is 1 cent a year, no security deposit

All utilities included (water, gas, electricity, Wi-Fi [slob porn only, TV only plays on full blast]; cable all channels included)

The meal plan.

You are required to attend every meal and orgy, they happen every hour on the hour a 50 course meal with upwards of 1000 male models.

Do not bring the outside world into the parties.


The House

A single-family home with 12 bedrooms/ 5 bathrooms [Servants quarters for the Slob]
We will accompany you and take care of everything

(Men, 20-30s)

Sexual, high-libido, and food certified clean environment

150 year lease

Location

Slobberg - lower South

Close to buffets, sex clubs, Slob shuttle, and the Shake Shop

Street Parking available (RVs only)


House Rules

Belching is forced and mandatory

Eat sloppily

No talking or academic pursuits allowed

No reading

Dirty dishes must be enough to tower over you every meal

Over night guests allowed (slobs only, 5 minimum)