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The Seraglio of Gwailung (fragment)
When a fat scullery maid is punished by being made to clean throughout the night, she's discovered by her emperor as he restlessly wanders his palace and the world is thereby changed... More ▼
Famous Last Words
When a demanding feedee blames their feeder for running out of food, said feeder foolishly decides to put their foot down... Written at request. More ▼
Two Songs -- Great Big Baby and Bite My Flab
A couple of sets of lyrics about feeding, squashing, and the usual crowd of peccadilloes. More ▼
