The College Slump Buster

Chapter 1

“AND THATS ANOTHER HOME RUN FROM MICHAEL SPEAKER AS THE REBELS WALK IT OFF”

“Hey Speaker way to be clutch. I guess that slump buster worked last night” Said Michaels teammate Jack

Michael thought back to his date last night with Brooke. A curvy brunette who some would call fat, but Michael considered her a little bit on the slender side. Michael used the term slump buster as an excuse to date plus sized women. A joke his brother told him years back “fucking a fat chick will give you more power and you’ll hit better.” Michael always used that whenever he started to fall into a slump and it always worked and it did tonight.

“Say what do you have planned tonight. Some of the teammates and I are gonna grab a drink later. You should have some fun with us. We have a day off tomorrow.”

Michael didn’t always go out with his teammates because after they got a few drinks in them they would be on the prowl for women to hook up with. After all, it was baseball season and that meant all the chicks belonged to the baseball players.

“Alright” Michael said figuring he might as well celebrate this victory. It was a day game and he had a day off tomorrow so why not have some fun.

Later that night Michael and his teammates met up at a bar and had some beers and had a good time. About an hour through the night everybody’s eyes went to the door and their mouths dropped. Melissa Smith, “the hot girl,” walked into the bar. She was about 5’7 average height but short compared to Michael’s 6’2. She had wavy blonde hair, C-cups and a big, round, perky ass. She was a star gymnast for Ole Miss. She was also the hot girl on campus and all the guys on the team dreamed of hooking up with her. The only guy she hooked up with was the catcher from last year, until he got drafted first round in the MLB draft and Michael replaces him. She did have a thing for baseball players tho. She walked right over to the group of baseball players. She looked right at Michael and said “I heard about that big hit earlier today. Way to put those muscles to good use.” As she squeezed Michaels bicep.

“Thanks, always great to meet my fans” Michael said with a chuckle.

Melissa replied saying “Hey, wanna go out tomorrow. Here’s my number, let me know” as she wrote her number down on a napkin and then she exited the bar.

All of Michael’s teammates riled him up saying “dude you have to date her. Maybe take a break from all those fat chicks.” One of Michael’s teammates will cracked a joke saying “I guess she has a thing for catchers.”

Michael told his teammates what he usually said. “I don’t want a girl to get in the way of my practice.”

His teammates dropped the subject and continued with the night. Michael and his teammates Jack left early because they wanted to go to the cages and hit a little bit. Michael and Jack didn’t drink because they didn’t want it to effect their bodies in any way considering they were the star players on the team.

While Michael and Jack were hitting Jack told Michael “you need to go out on that date with Melissa.”

Michael replied saying “I can’t get distracted by a girl.”

Jack said “She’s an athlete too so she will understand if you have to practice. I can’t let you pass up on an opportunity like this.”

Michael said “Fine. You wore me down. I’ll go on one date, but don’t expect anything more.”

The next day

Michael got dressed up and hopped in his truck to go pick Melissa up to take him to Aveluto’s, an Italian restaurant just off campus. They had good food, and wasn’t too fancy. Michael was a perfect gentleman and opened the door for Melissa wherever they went. They had a lovely dinner. Melissa ordered a salad and chicken Parmesan and didn’t finish it all and Michael had a plate of spaghetti. Michael jokingly said “hey do you want some of my spaghetti, we can reinact the lady in the tramp. Melissa replied saying “It’s too fatty and will effect my performance.” They went on and had an amazing dinner. Great conversations and cracked many jokes. Michael drove her home and walked her to her door. Melissa invited Michael inside. Michael said “im flattered and I had a great night, but you’re not really my type.”

Melissa said “what you only like fat chicks”

Michael said “yeah that’s my preference.”

Melissa replied saying “here let me show you something’s”

Michael stepped inside

Melissa walked over to her freezer and pulled out a pint of ice cream and a box of cupcakes and sat in front of Michael and ate all of it.

Michael said “woah you must be a fat girl at heart but gymnastics is your cover. What about your performance.”

Melissa replies with “my seasons over, why not treat myself.”

Melissa pulled her shirt up revealing a massive food baby.

Michael started kissing Melissa and before they knew it they were both lying in her bed.

Michael said “you know if you keep treating yourself we might be able to be a good couple.”

Melissa replies with “well I guess I’m gonna be treating myself a lot.”

She walked into the kitchen and ate her leftovers along with some more junk food. She then said “I can’t wait to become your little piggy”