I love being noticeably bigger than my partner! A short, skinny partner makes me feel even bigger. Excellent for squishing.

Miss Eaves has several songs that would go well in a weight gain montage! Links below.

Stacks

Food Porn

Belly Bounce

Thunder Thighs

Dip your snacks in a rich sauce or dip and boom, effortless calories! I found a couple on this recipe blog that are absolutely delicious and super easy. Mix stuff together, refrigerate for a few hours, devour.

Boom Boom Sauce: Creamy, slightly sweet, and a little spicy.

Copycat Raising Cane's Sauce: Creamy, savory, tangy, peppery, and SO GOOD. I make a double batch, bump the Worcestershire sauce up to 1 Tbsp total, and double the dry seasonings from what a double recipe would call for. The end result isn't authentic Cane's sauce but it sure is good. Any Cajun or Creole seasoning will do, I use Louisiana Fish Fry brand and it tastes fantastic.

EDIT: Hover over the recipe names and you'll see the link.

I recently started making an effort to sit up straight in my desk chair due to shoulder and neck pain. Well, when I do that and scoot forward enough to comfortably reach the keyboard, my belly hits the edge of the desk!

That's a huge perk! My sister (who got the thin genes and likes to be active) has been harassed pretty much since she hit puberty. She's even been stalked a few times and had to put illegally dark window tint on her car to stop creeps from trying to follow her home. I've never had any of that happen and I'm so grateful. Viva la fat!

If you can’t find a talc-free body powder, making your own is super easy!

3/4 cup arrowroot powder or cornstarch
1/4 cup kaolin clay (aka cosmetic clay)
2 tsp zinc oxide powder
Your favorite fragrance or essential oil blend (optional)

Sift the first three ingredients together. Take a cotton pad or cotton ball and put a decent amount of fragrance on it, I usually use about a mL of perfume. Put half your powder into a glass jar, add the cotton, and add the rest of the powder. Put the lid on tight, give it a good shake, and let it sit for a couple days. Once the powder smells good, dump it into a shaker bottle (I use one from a kitchen supply store). Fish the cotton out, throw it away, and put the shaker lid on. That’s it!

The zinc oxide serves as a deodorizer. I tried powder without it, and it worked to keep me dry but did nothing for the smell. If your skin is okay with baking soda you can use that, but baking soda is a skin irritant. I got my zinc oxide from Amazon, I’ve also seen it at online cosmetic/bath & body/soap making suppliers. Kaolin clay can be found either on Amazon or at any cosmetic ingredient supplier. Arrowroot starch or cornstarch comes from the grocery store.

I’m a serial hobbyist and DIYer, so I started making my own powder just to see if I could. It’s quite nice to have powder scented exactly the way I like it, I hate the scent of baby powder!

Road trips are much more comfortable with plenty of fat to cushion your seat!

I want my belly to slap against my thighs when I walk. I would also love to have a more obvious waddle. I waddle a bit now, but not as much as I would like.

Oh, and being too heavy to run at all! I can still run for a short distance. It would be so hot to try my hardest to run and realize that I just can’t do it.

My thighs, for sure. Even relaxed fit jeans are almost always too tight in the thighs and too big in the waist. I’m fat enough now that I have a decent sized belly, but my thighs are enormous.

Slow and sensuous all the way! I love taking the time to fully experience good food. Taste, aroma, texture, temperature, I want my food to be a banquet for the senses. Having a feeder encourage me to indulge myself, have a little more, surely you have room for dessert? That would be incredibly hot.