Chapter 1 - Meal Plan

Meal 1 (9:00 AM): Blended Breakfast Purée

• McDonald’s Big Breakfast with Hotcakes (3 orders): 4,020 calories
• 6 Hash Browns: 960 calories
• Large Caramel Frappuccino: 470 calories
• Maple Syrup and Extra Butter: 450 calories

Preparation:
Blend the Big Breakfasts, hash browns, syrup, butter, and frappuccino into a smooth purée. Add water or milk as needed to reach a thin enough consistency for a funnel.

Total: 5,900 calories

Meal 2 (11:00 AM): Doughnut and Coffee Smoothie

• Krispy Kreme Original Glazed Doughnuts (12-pack): 2,280 calories
• 6 Chocolate Iced Doughnuts: 2,280 calories
• 2 Cinnabon Classic Rolls: 1,760 calories
• Large Starbucks White Chocolate Mocha: 620 calories

Preparation:
Blend the doughnuts, Cinnabon rolls, and white chocolate mocha into a rich, sugary purée. Add water, milk, or cream to thin out the texture.

Total: 6,940 calories

Meal 3 (1:00 PM): Pizza and Soda Purée

• Pizza Hut Large Stuffed Crust Meat Lovers Pizza (2 pizzas): 6,960 calories
• Garlic Cheese Breadsticks (8 pieces): 2,320 calories
• 2 Large Pepsi (32 oz): 400 calories

Preparation:
Blend the pizzas, garlic breadsticks, and Pepsi together into a savory purée. Add additional soda or water as necessary to thin out for the funnel.

Total: 9,680 calories

Meal 4 (3:00 PM): Burger and Fries Shake

• Five Guys Bacon Cheeseburgers (3 burgers): 3,180 calories
• Five Guys Large Fries (3 orders): 3,930 calories
• Five Guys Large Chocolate Milkshake with Whipped Cream (2): 2,000 calories

Preparation:
Blend the burgers, fries, and milkshakes together to create a rich, thick purée. Add more milkshake or milk as needed for consistency.

Total: 9,110 calories

Meal 5 (6:00 PM): Nugget and Fries Combo Purée

• McDonald’s 60-piece Chicken McNuggets: 2,820 calories
• 3 Large Fries: 1,470 calories
• 4 McDonald’s Apple Pies: 920 calories
• 2 Large Coca-Colas: 620 calories

Preparation:
Blend the McNuggets, fries, apple pies, and Coca-Cola together. Use additional soda or water to ensure smoothness.

Total: 5,830 calories

Meal 6 (9:00 PM): Dessert Frenzy

• Dairy Queen Large Oreo Blizzard (2): 2,280 calories
• Large Brownie Batter Blizzard: 1,340 calories
• 2 Cheesecake Blizzards: 2,280 calories

Preparation:
Blend all Blizzard desserts together for a thick, ice cream-based purée. Add some milk or cream to reach the desired consistency.

Total: 5,900 calories

Daily Total: 30,360 calories