Chapter 1 no business I know
A blonde woman steps onto the screen, she has blue eyes and absolutely gorgeous locks of golden blonde hair that make a slight spiral as they fall just past her shoulders. But most of her viewers ignored that and focused on her chest. Miranda knew that she was beyond well endowed, to the point that most people thought they were fake. Part of her wanted to get implants just to show those people how big she would be if she actually did, but Miranda didn’t feel like being on an episode of Botched, and her back hurt badly enough as it was. She wore blue pajamas that looked like they were intended for a child to sleep in, the woman wished they showed skin in more places than just her chest, but she knew what were her best assets for a show like this, and she wanted them in the spotlight.Miranda leaned over, putting her literal money makers on display, she’d have to turn around for the figurative one. She said “Hello everyone, I’m Miranda! And welcome, to the first episode of ‘X’ a large, red, letter appeared on the screen with each she stated, “X, X, L” with devil horns and a tail in a blatant knockoff of a better-known website. Miranda put her hands under her bosom and tightened them slightly, bouncing it up and down as bit. The letters “XXX L" Bounced in time with her chest. Miranda did her own editing, and she was shameless about giving the crowd what it wanted. A good trait to have in this business. Miranda smiled, subtly and tact never made anyone any money doing this.
Miranda smiled and squeezed her bosom between her forearms as she giggled, saying “The name is simple. I wear a large in these PJs currently,” she did her best Vana White impression, indicating her own body, she then continued, “But in this show I shall try to get that up to an XXXL for all you horny chubby chasers. Also for me. This has always been a turn on for me, and one I have constantly wanted to pursue. But it’s a fantasy I never took part in for fear of what people would say if I gain weight. I make a living doing sexual videos online, and most folks don’t like big girls. She then noticed that she’d began to frown as she spoke. With that Miranda smiled, and said, “So, imagine how pleased I was when my lovely lads and ladies lavished loads of,” and Miranda paused for a moment, putting a finger on her chin and looking up as she said “Money. I’m out of L words.” Then held up an index finger and shouted “Lucre! That’s an L word for money. But just imagine how happy I was when I found out people would pay me to pack on the pounds. So, I decided I’d make a new show just for that, and I named it XXX L because that’s the sluttiest way to say really heavy that I could think of.” She then giggled again and said “Yes, I said that out loud. I know where my bread is buttered, and if all goes according to plan it’ll be very thickly buttered soon. For today’s episode I’ll be eating a large pizza,” the camera panned downward as the woman spoke, “and two liters of sprite.” Showing said pizza and beverage as she continued, “Now, my mom” a photo of a woman who looked like an older version of Miranda was displayed, then vanished as she continued speaking “always told me not to eat half this much, lest I ruin my figure. But I never thought of it as ‘ruining,’ did you? I mean, the parts of me that all the guys would go wild for are largely made of fat anyway.” Miranda then slapped her ass off camera, and grabbed her chest as she continued, “So why would it be a surprise if it made the rest of me sexier too? So, without further adieu,” and she opened the pizza box, showing a field of cheese as she said “let’s begin.” And picked up a slice, taking a bite.
As Miranda ate a box of text popped up on the side of the screen reading the same words that were spoken by a voice over, they read/said “And through the mystical power of editing I have unlocked the secret of talking while eating!” she then paused briefly before adding, “But intelligibly!” with a slight giggle. The Miranda shown on screen giggled, the words read/said “and that’s right! I have the fourth dimensional awareness to laugh at myself for stupid jokes I haven’t even made yet! Behold my power!!!” and the woman on the video giggled again, taking another slice as her voice added “that, or I was laughing from internal thoughts that you would find meaningless, then thought of a silly joke later and added it in editing. You know, one of those things.” Once she’d finished her slice of pizza Miranda picked up her two liter of sprite and tilted her head back, drinking directly out of the bottle, chugging about a third of it before a bit of bubbly liquid spilled out of her mouth, bubbling down to her chest, where it pooled in her cleavage. Miranda swallowed and made an exaggerated expression of surprise, gasping loudly and saying “No!” loudly before she began to undo the buttons on her pajamas. Her breasts bounced with each button forcefully undone. This continued as Miranda leaned forward, showing her cleavage to the camera. As she undid buttons Miranda spoke, “See, that’s the problem with these pajamas, they’re a one piece.” Miranda bounced and bit, jiggling her chest and making bits of sprite gush out of her cleavage. Miranda eventually undid enough buttons to squirm out of her outfit, which she did immediately. Miranda then shivered a bit, saying “Whoa Nelly that stuff is cold.” She shoved her cleavage into the camera and said “it’s even cold in here, and you can see how much insulation I have!” she then picked up another slice of pizza and said “Well, I could get dressed again,” and took a bite, then said “But then the pizza might get cold.” Taking another bite before saying “You should see how hard my nipples are already. I need to get some of this warmth into me.” She took another bite, moaning suggestively before saying, “It is just so nice,” and she shoved the rest of the slice into her mouth before saying “and warm.” Then swallowing it down.
Four more slices were eaten by the woman in her underwear before she said “Man this is good!” licking her lips and then biting her lower lip and saying to the camera, “But I meant it earlier.” As she put a hand into the waistband of her panties, “Eating always makes me so,” and she bites her lip, winking into the camera before saying, “So, fucking, horny.” She then began to pull down her panties as the XXX L logo appeared again, complete with devil features. Positioned to obscure any naughty bits. She then squeezed her arms together around her breasts. Before saying “Subscribe to see more! Premium viewers get to see everything!” stretching out the word to say EV-ERY-THING. Before blowing a kiss to the camera and taking another bite of her pizza, held by one hand as she began to finger herself with the other hand, obscured by the XXX L logo. After finishing her slice Miranda said “Actually,” and swung and arm across the location that had the logo, hitting the logo aside like it was a real object. It showed her pussy clearly on the camera as she said “Let’s make it free. I’ll make it so paying customers can tell me what to eat, and make some other suggestions too.” She then began to unhook her bra, tossing it aside. Miranda’s breasts jiggled excessively as she did so. She moaned “Oh yes. It always feels so good when the girls are finally free.” She said as she bounced a bit and grabbed another slice. Miranda gave a pornographic sounding moan as she took another bite while fingering herself. The moaning only got louder with each bite, until Miranda got to the end of her slice. At which point she pulled the hand out of herself with another moan. Miranda looked into the camera and said “The idea of finally fattening myself up is just too sexy,” she drew out the X sound, it make it sound like it had three X's, continuing to say “I don’t think I can last till the end of my pizza if I do that the whole time.” She grabbed one of her breasts with that hand, squeezing and releasing it a few times and letting her fingers sink into the softness of her body. She then began playing with her nipple as she said “But I still want some stimulation. Guess I’ll just do this.” Winking at the camera before saying “Besides.” And jiggling her breast again, “I think a lot of you like watching this more anyway.” Before taking a giant bite of the slice.
As she neared the end of her pizza Miranda said “I am getting so,” and burped, giggling a bit before continuing, “So full.” She turned sideways and stuck out her stomach, emphasizing just how far out it stuck as she said, “Look how round I’m getting! Can you imagine when I’m this big on an empty stomach? I mean, I’ll pass that on my way to triple X’s I bet. I know I’m already kinda chunky for what I do, but I’ll look so skinny in this ‘before’ video once I’m nice and plump.” She took another bite of her pizza, groaning in fullness as she said “It already hurts just to eat I’m so full.” She then licked her lips and said “And I’m still gonna eat a lot more through the pain. I don’t know about you, but I think that’s hot as fuck.” And took another bite, saying “But I think I may need some motivation to keep going.” And dropped her hand back between her legs, she began gently rubbing her clit as she said “Yeah, that’s good.” As she lifted a new slice to her mouth, saying “I’ll go harder and finish as I finish my last slice.”
Miranda subconsciously went harder and faster as she ate. She began to finger herself with two fingers, while rubbing her clit with her thumb when she got to her last slice. About halfway through the slices the moaning got louder than ever, and Miranda’s breaths became shallow and fast. “Yes!” she moaned before taking a bite, “So close!” with another. Miranda put the last bite of pizza into her mouth, and chewed once or twice, before giving off an orgasmic scream muffled by pizza. Miranda swallowed the last bite of her final slice, before shuddering as she removed her fingers from herself.
Miranda looked into her camera with a huge smile and said “So, since I said I’d let my paying customers tell me what to eat, well, I figured I’d do you one better. I’ll admit, I’m a greedy as I am hungry and horny. And I want you guys you give me,” and she moaned two words, “a lot,” then smiled at the camera, continuing, “But I’m fair. I’ll give you a lot in return. I’ll have two spots on my websites to take suggestions. One for what you want me to eat,” and she winked and blew a kiss to the camera, adding “and one for anything that your perverted minds can imagine.” as the show ended.
When the video finished Titus said “Dear God that woman is hot, she is sex incarnate.” Titus grinned like a maniac as he said “Now, let’s see what the vote is on,” Titus had always been a bit of a simp, he knew it, he owned it, he worshiped the ground that Miranda walked on, and he had for years, watching her old show. So, when the starlet announced a new show based on his personal kink Titus HAD to watch it, and he had to see what the vote was on exactly. Miranda had always done the same thing on her shows, having two topics to vote on. One topic was something relevant to the exact topic of the show, what Miranda would eat here. The other was for general suggestions or requests. Titus wanted to see Miranda eat a roast pig with an apple in its mouth like and old medieval feast, which he wrote in on that segment, he knew there was no way that Miranda could eat the whole thing, nobody could. But Titus desperately wanted to see her try. For the general suggestion Titus wrote in “Have Titus McGraw as a guest on the show.” Then sighed, saying “No, that’s stupid. It will have a grand total of one vote, from me.” So Titus deleted what he’d typed and wrote in “Have a randomly selected paying customer as a guest on your show, as an observer, able to watch the filming in person.” He nodded and sent the suggestion. “Hell, even if it wins, she won’t do it I bet. Too risky to meet a rando from the internet.
The next day Miranda looked at what her fans had done. She saw the votes tallied up, “and I will eat. . .” she said as she read votes for various foods. The winning vote was “Pseudo Muk Bang, have the entire menu at any fast-food place you want.” Miranda smiled to herself. She could feel her stomach growling already, wanting all of that food inside of it. “My my, you are a greedy girl.” She said jokingly as she smiled down at her own belly, “It’s a good thing I’ve been doing that training from the hotdog eating champ guy’s blog. I wouldn’t have been able to eat even half of that pizA a few weeks ago, but now I’m already feeling hungry after downing an entire pizza last night.” Miranda’s stomach gurgled and she pat it saying “Don’t worry big girl. You’ll be nice and stuffed as soon as I’m done reading this.” And she opened the polling results for the fan request to see, a tie. “Well, first time for everything.” Miranda muttered as she checked what the tie was between, “first is.” To have a vibrator inserted and on during the entire next session, “Dirty dirty boys,” she said, shaking her head with a smile, “you’re lucky I like that. I may even cum more than once this time.” She said, honestly looking forward to shooting the video. “and the other,” she said, opening up the second suggestion, she read aloud “Have a randomly selected paying customer as a guest on your show, as an observer, able to watch the filming in person.” Miranda wasn’t kidding before. She really was horny as hell, in addition to being just as hungry and greedy. A combination that completely blinded her to the obvious risks of having a random stranger in her home. All that Miranda could think of was just how this could make her money. She thought out loud as she typed her reply. “This is a fantastic idea. It will give people hope that they will get something more if they pay me. Maybe even a chance to be a more integral part of a video. Maybe I should even sleep with the guy on camera, I’ll make it VERY clear that it’s my choice and not some weird lottery of prostitution. The fans will think it is that anyway I’m sure, and will lavish me with endless dollars to feed their delusions of getting with the cam girl.” And she hit enter, head in the clouds with dreams of swimming in cash. “all I have to do is fuck a guy,” then a thought hit her, “Oh, the first request is to have a vibrator inside me and on the whole time. This might not work.” And she shrugged, saying “Eh, they never said JUST the vibrator, and they never said where inside of me. It wouldn’t be the first time in a video that I simulated a double penetration, just the first time that it wasn’t two vibrators.” And hit enter, posting her reply.
It was time that the results were posted, and Titus was beyond excited to read them. He had basically zero hope that he would end up on the show. But Titus was still psyched to see Miranda’s response. There was both text and a video, labeled “Randomizer in action” the text was simply the results, for what to eat. “The entire menu of a fast-food restaurant of your choosing.” To which she simply replied “If I wanted to be a smart-ass I could pick In N Out or Chic Filet, you know, a place with a tiny menu, but I actually do want to grow. Pun intended. So I’ll just pick my favorite place to eat and to save a buck at. Taco Bell. It never really came up on the show, but I love Mexican food. Even cheap inauthentic stuff like Taco Bell. Also, despite having a billion more options I think the total price will be similar to Chic Fil-A. They’re that much cheaper. And good news everybody (read in the voice of a cartoon characte4 who says that all the time) the text was then interrupted by a picture of professor Farnsworth from Futurama. “the vote on special requests was a tie! The reason that is good news for you, my lucky viewers, is that it means I will do BOTH requests. The first I can write here. I will have a vibrator inserted into myself and on during the entire shoot, the second half of the tie, well. I’ll shoot a video and attach it to this post by the time I do it.”
Below this text update was a video, postmarked forty-eight minutes after the text that Titus had just read. Titus clicked on it to see Miranda leaning forward in a top that showed very nearly enough to be illegal to wear on public. From what Titus had seen this is her usual attire, at least when shooting these shows. Miranda leaned forward into the camera, sharing her generous endowment with the viewers, and saying “Okay. I had to do a video announcement because this request marks a first for me, not just for,” and the same logo appeared as she said “XXX L, but a first for all of my material in general. It is not only my first tied vote, but the first time you horny boys actually asked to have me meet someone in person.” Titus stood up so suddenly that he knocked his desk chair to the floor as he exclaimed “SHES DOING IT?!?!” Miranda said “Yep! One lucky fan from amongst my paying members will be selected to observe my next shoot. Just one thankfully, I don’t think you’d all fit in my house.” And she laughed a bit, sending her chest bouncing in a way that made Titus suspect it was intentional. Though he loved it no less for that. Miranda continued, “So, without further adieu, let’s spin the wheel of all of your names that I just made up.” The words ‘Wheel of all of your names that I just made up!” appeared on the screen above a giant roulette wheel, but instead of numbers each slot held a name. Titus felt like his heart would explode when he saw his own screen name, “Fatties4evah” pop up on the wheel. The wheel spun fast enough that Titus couldn’t make out any of the names until it slowed, then he would’ve screamed when he saw his name appear a second time, if not for the breathless shock that left him unable to speak. After pulling it together a bit Titus said “Ohmygodohmygodohmygod” at a fast pace as the wheel started to go back and forth between his own name and another that he didn’t care about because he was too excited to see his own screen name there.
As the wheel slowed to a near stop, Titus bit his lip so hard that it bled slightly, “Why is this wheel so slow?!?!” he exclaimed, “Someone should oil it or something.” it then occurred to Titus that there was no actual wheel, this was an animation done purely for suspense. “Wheel, it worked anyway.” Titus did not bother correcting himself, since he was alone anyway. Suddenly the “camera” moved off The “Wheel of all of your names that I just made up.” And zoomed in on Miranda’s chest, where it paused for a second, then flipped upwards to her face as Miranda put on her best impression of a horse race announcer, saying “aaaannnd the winner is,” Titus held his breath, thinking that it couldn’t be him, but still hoping that it was with every once of his being, “Fatties4eva!” She shouted, as a canned recording of an audience clapping played Titus felt like he may faint, as he quickly pulled up his chair and sat, Miranda continued, “So, fatties, I’ll be sending you a message to detail how things will work out for you to come in person. If you can’t make it the prize will go to ‘Cheeseballs87’ who was the runner up, chosen by the fake wheel I made up and found an animation for a few minutes ago.” She then gave a bouncy wave, making her chest bounce again, and said “Bye everyone!” as Titus went to his Email to see that he’d gotten an email from Mirandayesthatmerandayouperv@gmail.com. He opened the email to see a location to meet Miranda at. It was a two hour drive, but Titus was so excited about this that he'd buy a plane ticket for it if he had to.
Contemporary Fiction
Feeding/Stuffing
Sexual acts/Love making
Addictive
Enthusiastic
Indulgent
Romantic
Female
Straight
Weight gain
Wife/Husband/Girlfriend
X-rated
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