Vacation belly growing

chapter 1

The guys and I were standing around nibbling chips and dips drinking beers. All three of us had gained since we married our respective wives. So there were three pretty good sized paunches bulging in the summer sun.

The three of us, Dave, John and myself, Matt and our wives had gotten together to plan our couples vacation to Lake Powell between Arizona and Utah.

While the three of us had all gained, myself the most, being married the longest, our wives had all stayed quite slim. This soon became the topic of our discussion.

“The girls are still looking pretty skinny, don’t you guys think? Asked John. “Yeah, they all do. Despite that fact that we have all gotten pretty fat, especially you Matt!” joked Dave. “Yeah, I know.” I replied to the barb, patting my forty-two inch waist, bulging over a black, nylon Speedo bikini, that my wife, Julie insists I wear. “You know, guys, that does not seem fair that we are being fattened up and our wives are staying skinny!” I exclaimed. “Well Matt, you make it sound like it is deliberate!” said Dave.

“Well Dave, I think it is! You remember three years ago before Julie and I got married, I used to be able to kick both of your butts in dam nearly anything we did! I started gaining weight from our honeymoon on, Julie started cooking and cooking and insisting that I clean my plate and have seconds of everything she made!” I stated.

“I know Matt you have gotten bigger and bigger every time I have seen you since the wedding!” chuckled Dave. “Yeah, well I am sure you two noticed that you too are getting pretty big yourselves!” I replied.

Dave and John, both paused at that. “Ah Matt there is no way the girls are making us fat on purpose.” Said Dave.

“Dave, did Sally cook before you got married?” I asked. Dave thought for a moment. “Ah, no she didn’t Matt, not until she took that cooking class with Julie and Mandy.” Replied Dave.

John spoke up, “I didn’t know that Mandy took a cooking class! She just started to cook all the time, right after our wedding too!” John looking down at his own thirty eight inch belly, formerly a trim thirty-two.

“Matt, what are we going to do? Asked Dave. “Well gentlemen, I really don’t mind being “well fed” . I don’t want a big fight or confrontation of this either. Do you guys mine the great eating?” Dave and John both looked at me. “Obviously you don’t mind Matt.” Both of them looking at my much larger belly, bulging now with nearly a bag of chips and several beers. “ What should we do, then, it we don’t really mind being fattened up, anyway, why start fights about this? Said Dave patting his gutt.

“Gentlemen, I have a solution to our dilemma! We will “help” the girls gain weight! After all what’s good for the gander is good for the goose”. I said.

All of us starting looking over at our bikini clad wives, I think we all had the same thoughts!

“Sounds great Matt, but how?” asked Dave. “Easy,” I said, “We tell the girls we will plan the menus and buy all of the food for our Lake Powell trip! We can be sure to buy the most fattening foods, plenty of beer, regular pop, tons of “carbs”, no salads, no fruit or vegetables. Just the richest, fattening goodies!”

“Will the girls really go for it?” asked John. “They will if we play our cards right gentlemen!” I replied.

I approached Julie, Mandy and Sally all three are about a size four or six at the most. “Ladies we have a proposal for you!” I said. I saw Sally elbow my Julie, as she looked at my bulging belly in the Speedo. Julie asked, “What is it Matt?”

“Ladies, John, Dave and I propose that we take care of menu planning , food and beverage buying for our trip, we will even do the cooking!” I stated..

Julie giggled, “You guys plan menus and organize the food, no way! You three never do that, we always take care of the kitchen and food buying!”

“Hey you guys can have some input too! Just give us a list of things you want us to buy and include in our menus.” I countered.

Julie looked at Mandy and Sally, “Well what do you think girls?” “Let them do it.” Replied Mandy “I agree too!” said Sally.

“Ok then Matt, you three plan the menus and buy the food, but we will have some input, though.” Stated Julie.

The girls made a list, of course, of the most healthy things they could think of, writing it all down and presenting it to the three guys at the end of our evening together.

A couple of week later, the guys and I met to start organizing our purchases. “Matt, the girls want all this healthy stuff, how are we going to fatten them up if they are eating this stuff?” inquired Dave.

“Well guys, we don’t buy it!” I said. “Matt you said the girls could have some input!” said Dave.

“Yeah but I didn’t say I would follow it, did I?” I chuckled. “Whoa Matt I like the way you think big guy!” said John.

So we started buying pounds and pounds of brats, hot dogs, 70% lean beef patties. We bought, dozens of bags of greasy chips, gallons of regular pop and the richest dark beers we could find. We also bought tons of ice cream, candy, cookies, donuts and anything else remotely fattening!

The girls wanted to check out our supplies, but we made sure everything was packed so tightly that it would be so hard to open and inspect. The girls just had to “trust” us.

On the way to Powell, Sally, Mandy and Julie were talking and giggling. Sally piped up, “Julie, Mandy, do you think the guys are up to something? Like trying to make us gain weight?” Julie giggled, “Oh now way, they can’t be that organized to pull anything off like that.” “I don’t know.” said Sally, “Dave sure is excited for this trip!” said Sally. “Don’t worry, even if they were, it is only three weeks, we can exercise to stay in shape no matter what they brought to eat and drink.” Replied Julie.

We got to Bull Frog marina and started loading our house boat. It took several hours to load enough for three weeks, especially the amount of food we brought. We headed out on the lake and found a great little cove to moor the houseboat in.

The first meal, the girls were really suspicious. But Julie assured them even though they were not finding anything remotely healthy that they could work out and keep any unwanted pounds off.

That was where our second part of the plan came in. We had to make sure that the girls remained as sedentary as possible! Out plan was drinking early and often and keeping them full of rich food.