Formerly annoying neighbors

chapter 2

It was the Friday after Thanksgiving. Katie and I were lying around the house, bloated and stuffed from our overindulgence the previous day. The phone rang. I answered, “Hello, this is Nat, Happy Thanksgiving.” “Nat, its Dave, how are you guys?” “Oh Dave we’re great. Still a little bloated from yesterday, how are the four of you.?” Dave chuckled, “Nat, we’re about the same, we kind of over did it yesterday too. Hey do you mind if we stop by, we have to more dairy treats for you and Katie.” “Dave, bearing gifts, of course you can stop by.” I told Katie and we managed to get dressed before they arrived.

The bell rang and I answered it, I was wondering if Dave, Heather and the girls would be heavier. I opened the door, Dave was there holding a box, against his now substantial beer belly, sagging over his belt. Heather was behind him, she now really looked pregnant, with a huge belly bulging out from under her larger breasts. The girls looked round.

“Hey guys,” I said, come in please. “Nat, we can’t stay long, we have a lot to do at the farm to get ready for Christmas sales. We wanted to bring over some treats for you and Katie. We really appreciated your hospitality.” They brought us more fattening dairy goodies, ten pounds of butter, I patted my belly seeing that, a gallon of whole milk, a gallon of cream, and two gallons of ice cream. “Wow, Dave and Heather this is so nice of you to be so thoughtful, thank you!” Katie over, “Oh you two are so generous, thank you.” She giggled, poking my fifty inch belly, causing it to jiggle, “I guess Nat and I aren’t losing any weight this season.” Both Dave and Heather laughed, “We knew you would enjoy these.”

They only stayed twenty minutes. The girls kept asking Heather for some more cookies to eat, they said they were still hungry and Heather kept “feeding” them.

After they left, Katie came over to me, “Nat is it me, or are they getting fat.” “No, Katie, they’re really packing on the pounds. Did you see Dave’s beer gut, he must have gained at least thirty or forty pounds.” Katie piped up, “Heather looked like she was carrying twins her belly is so round. The girls looked like they are getting fat, did you see how big their bellies were. Heather kept giving them more of those cookies, which were huge.”

The weeks between Thanksgiving and Christmas, Katie and I certainly didn’t lose any weight, we really gained. We used a lot of the butter in cooking, especially Christmas treats. We drank the milk and used the cream as substitute for milk in several receipts. We both packed on fifteen pounds.

The day after Christmas the phone rang. I hefted myself off the couch and kind of waddled to the phone. I patted my fifty four inch belly and looked at Katie, “I bet I know who this is.” She giggled patted her belly, “I’m sure it’s them.”

“Hello, Merry Christmas, this is Nat.” “Hi Nat, its Dave and Heather and the girls, I hope you had a Merry Christmas.” “We did,” I replied, patting my belly. “I hope you had a wonderful Christmas as well.” “We did, too,” replied Dave. “Hey may we stop by, we’d love to see you two and chat for a little while.” “Please Dave, do come over.”

I looked over at Katie, who was splayed on the couch, wearing a bright red t-shirt and black stretch pants. “Okay, Dave and Heather and the girls are on their way. How big to you think they’ll be?” Katie patted her belly, “Nat, if they are eating the products from their farm, they are going to be massive.”

Ten minutes late the bell rang. I waddled over and opened the door, “Hey, you guys it’s great to see you again.” Katie was right, Dave now had a huge belly, with a good size apron going on, Heather was now fat, clearly not pregnant, but with a big belly and the start of an under belly. The girls looked as round as they were tall. “Come in, come in, Merry Christmas!”

The four waddled past me and into our living room. Katie hefted herself up to greet them, Heather said, “Oh Katie, please don’t get up, I need to take a load off, may I sit next to you?” Katie sat back down heavily, Heather lowered herself onto the couch. Dave waddled in, “Dave, sit over her next to me.” The girls spotted a couple trays for Christmas cookies that Katie had baked and were out for us to nibble on, “Mom, Ms. Katie, can we eat these?” Katie responded, “If it’s okay with your mom, girls go ahead and eat them.” Heather gave them an affection look, “Thank you for being so polite, girls, yes you may eat the cookies.”

I started off, “Dave and Heather it’s great to see you again, and how was the Christmas season at the farm?” Dave replied, patting his now huge belly, “Nat it was great, sales were up from the previous owner’s best year. As I’m sure you can see and have seen for that matter that Heather, the girls and I have really enjoyed the food the dairy provides.” I tried not to show how obvious, they’re gains were, but Heather started in.

“Katie and Nat, as you can see, we have become obese living on the farm. Dave is now making his own beer, which certainly hasn’t hurt his waist line any. He now is over a hundred pounds heavier than when we lived next door. I too, have gained a lot of weight, all the eggs, cream, whole milk and butter, oh my gosh, that butter, has really helped me pack on seventy pounds.” She turned and looked at her girls, “My two “little” girls are now twice the weight they were here. They love to eat, we home school and I’m afraid, we pretty much eat all day.” The girls had eaten all the cookies, I thought, Katie made nearly fifty of them. I looked over and their abdomens were bulging straight out in front of them. “Nat and Katie,” continued Heather, “I know we were nagging you two about your weight, we are a truly sorry we were such condescending neighbors. We felt guilty especially as we began to gain weight on the farm, that’s why all the fattening treats, we knew the two of you would appreciate them more than any of our former friends.”

There was a few moments of uncomfortable silence when I hefted myself up, “Heather and Dave there is no apology necessary, we liked you as neighbors and as you can see by our girth, we really appreciated you gifts this past year. All of these weight confessions are making me very hungry (not to mention turned on) let’s go the Hungry Farmer Buffet and get stuffed!” Heather started to tear up, “Oh Nat, that sounds awesome.” She patted her belly, Katie smiled and winked at me, she knew how much I loved watching fatties eat! Dave patted his gutt, “Nat I’m ready.” The girls shrieked “Mom, we’re hungry please, please let’s go!”

We took separate cars so they could drive home after our binge. Dave and I paid our respective fees and our appetites were unleashed! Katie and Heather dueled with food for over an hour, both of them getting totally engorged. Dave and I stuffed ourselves, while watching our respective wives gorge. The girls ate so much I thought they would pop, their bellies know were both round and hard.

After an hour of gorging, bingeing bliss we parted company, belly bumping, poking stuffed bellies and shaking bellies bragging who ate the most. Heather and Dave invited us to stay with them on the farm this spring. We agreed, I thought about how much weight Katie and I could gain up there!