chapter 3

How the fuck am I so out of breath and sweating this much just from walking 50 steps from the bedroom to the kitchen? I’m literally so out of shape! I’m my god Tom wasn’t kidding around the fridge it bursting with all kinds of treats, cakes doughnuts, slices, eclairs, pies and trifles! All my favourite things! Let me just try these chocolate eclairs quickly...


‘Mmmpphh! So mph fucking..mph..good!’


The were absolutely delicious, although eating both of them standing up with the fridge door wide open looking for my next snack was a bit greedy and impatient, I could’ve easily waiting and enjoyed them sitting down haha!


Oh my god look at that Victoria sponge cake! I’ve gotta try that! Ooo and these caramel custard doughnuts...may as well grab the profiteroles as well...fuck it and the rhubarb and custard trifle, I haven’t gotta eat it all in one sitting, it’ll just save me getting back up anytime soon


Ahh now that my fat ass is sat back down I can finally start eating, I’m literally starving! May as well watch my favourite tv program....my 600 pound life! Since hitting 600 pound myself I thought I’d see if I can relate to it, turns out I can’t relate to the program at all because all they do is complain about being obese!


My life couldn’t get any better than this, watching people who weigh the same as me cry and complain about being overweight whilst I sit on my fat ass in bed with my legs spread wide allowing my belly to stretch all the way out to my shins, as I greedily devour a 6 person cake with my bare hands knowing that I’ve got even more to food to eat once I’ve finished the cake....and it’s only 9AM....Heaven!


I know I said I haven’t gotta eat all the food in one sitting but I accidentally did! I just couldn’t stop myself! I must admit I get a kick out of watching the people on ‘My 600 pound life’ suffer and starve as I eat a huge pile of food. I ate all that food before the episode even finished, 4290 calories vanished into my belly in 45 minutes! All that food combined could’ve served 18 people and yet I just ate it all without even stopping for a breather! I probably could’ve eaten it quicker but I forgot to bring a spoon with me so I had to scoop the trifle out with my hands, it did get a bit messy but I assure you I ate every last scrap!


Toms just text me again...