chapter 5

September 6th 2014



Somehow Jax managed to get himself into a ‘better’ routine, he was working out regularly again and eating healthy, I was beginning to freak out! I needed to do something to get back on track, otherwise the entire year was for nothing!


Everyday I was sneaking the formula into his healthy meal preps but nothing was happening, the formula wasn’t working! I wonder if the formula only worked on women but I’m sure it was working when I first used it on him!


I rang my cousin Tom and basically begged for help! He offered to meet me in person and tell me his secrets!


‘So exactly how much formula have you given him over the last week?’ Tom asked curiously, considering how much of a nerd he was at school, he actually looked kinda handsome, for a nerd anyway.


‘Fuck knows, he has 3 healthy meals a day plus 2 protein shakes…I’ve been added at least 10 drops with every meal…’ I admitted


‘Jesus Christ that’s the problem!’


‘How can that be the problem?! Surely the more of your magic weight gain potion he ate the bigger he should get?’ I asked with a confused expression on my face


‘You wasn’t listening when I told you about the formula, was you?’ Tom chuckled



‘Not really, no, my mind instantly went to stuffing fistfuls of cake into a human blob laying in bed…’ I laugh


‘Yeah funny that, that’s what I imagined when my dad told me about the formula to!’


‘So how does it work then?’


‘It’s complicated, yes is does essentially ‘cure’ obesity related problems, heart failure, diabetes, bed sores, etc but the way it does this is by breaking down the macronutrients in the food we eat and storing it directly as unburnt energy, basically fat! Hence why the one consuming the food feels lethargic and gains weight easier.’ Tom explained, although to be honest I wasn’t entirely sure what the fuck he was talking about


‘So why hasn’t it effected Jackson?’


‘I’m coming to that, hang on!’ Tom snaps ‘the formula itself doesn’t increase hunger but when the formula is first consumed it releases a giant amount of endorphins that nothing else on the earth can achieve and eating food allows that endorphin rush to last longer and when the brain isn’t getting that extra rush of endorphins it demands food, understanding a little better?’


‘Kinda yeah’ I reply scratching my head


‘So by you constantly giving the brain what it wants, endorphins from the formula, it no longer needs that extra boost, making the need for food go away…’


‘So basically, I need to lower the dosage of the formula and eventually Jax will crave food again?’


‘Well… yeah!’


‘Why didn’t you just say that in the first place!’ I huffed


‘Sorry it’s the nerd in me, I always need to explain everything’ Tom chuckled nervously


‘So how’s Emily? Still massive?’ I laughed


‘Haha yeah, she’s getting pretty big! Nearly 560 pound!’ He informed me excitedly


‘560?! What the actual fuck she’s huge! And she doesn’t complain or ask to diet?’


‘Nope not anymore’ Tom shrugged


‘I’d love it if Jax would just let go and ballon that heavy! He’s still so obsessed with his appearance!’ I whined


‘I guess I got lucky with Emily, although she was in ‘good shape’ when we first got together, she actually hated working out and eating healthy! Apparently she’s naturally very lazy and greedy, I guess the formula just helped her to her true potential’


‘But surely there must’ve been some days where she freaked out about her weight..’


‘Yeah she had a few but..oh actually don’t worry’ Tom replied quickly shutting himself down


‘But what? You can tell me, I told you my secret!’


‘I started conditioning her early on in our relationship’


‘What’s that mean?’


‘Every time she ate a big meal, was stuffed or even just snacking, I’d instigate sex…’


‘Eww Tom!’


‘Do you wanna fatten your boyfriend up or not?’ Tom snapped


‘Sorry! Carry on..’


‘I done this almost everyday, sometimes 2 or 3 times a day depending on how much she ate. I was rewiring her brain to associate the pain of being full with the pleasure of sex. So subconsciously every time she ate it would turn her on! It worked a treat, so well in fact that she now associates sex with food, meaning that she almost has to eat something during intercourse!’


‘Oh my god that’s incredible! How can I start this brain hypnosis thing?’


‘Easy…next time Jackson is stuffed to the brim, whether it’s from healthy food or junk food, take him to the bedroom, if he’s to full to get up, do it wherever you are!’ Tom laughed


‘But what if he refuses because he’s so full?’


‘Strip naked and be more forceful…I guarantee he won’t turn you down’



‘You know what Tom, your officially my favourite cousin!’



‘Thanks…I guess’