chapter 1

Contract of Agreement

This contract is between _____ and ______.

This contract is dated _______

The purpose of this contract of to ensure that ______ dies from overeating.

For the purposes of this contract, _______ is the coach and _____ is the student.

The aim is for ____ health to steadily decrease and his obesity to increase so that he dies within the next three years. This will be assisted as follows:
• Eating unhealthy food/drink in large amounts which is high in saturated fats, cholesterol, salt and sugar
• Not performing exercise unless instructed to do so by his Coach
• Undertaking challenges on a regular basis to either (1) increase capacity (2) spike body content of fats, cholesterol, sugar or fat or (3) for the entertainment of the Coach.
• Eating/Drinking ‘slop’ – a combination of such things as melted butter, salt, sugar, lard and or creams (and other substances) which has no nutritional value for the Student.

A Challenge is defined as ‘a call to someone to participate in a competitive situation’. With this in mind, the Coach will set challenges (including the actual challenge), a method of viewing the challenge and a timeframe for the completion of the challenge. The Student agrees that once a Challenge is accepted, it must be completed in accordance with the agreed terms. Failure to do so will result in a warning to be issued. Three failures allow the Coach to terminate this Contract.

Exercise – the Coach may, from time to time, direct the Student to perform a series of exercise. The aim here is to measure and witness whether there is any deterioration of the Student’s fitness levels. The Student will perform the directed exercises to the best of his ability.

Medical – the Student will attend his doctor for regular medical checks every _____. The Student will determine what advice he follows and what medications he will take. The Student will provide copies of his medical updates to the Coach so that he understands the Student’s current health.

Clothing – the Student will wear suitable clothing for videos and photographs unless directed otherwise by the Coach. Nudity is not essential. Suitable clothing means it must be appropriate to the size and girth of the body in its present state. The Student will obey instructions for clothing to be worn that can be destroyed by the Student’s growing bulk.

Food and Beverages – the Student will agree to purchase all food and beverages as requested by the Coach. He will provide nutritional values to the Coach where possible. The Student may not substitute other foods / beverages without the Coach’s approval.

New ‘membership’ account – the Student agrees to establish a new account which will be set up to allow members to follow this journey. Membership will include specialised videos, photos and stories including regular updates on the Student’s health. Both the Coach and Student will be equal partners with the site and will establish a plan for establishing the site, content and delivery with timeframes within one month of the signing of this Agreement. Any financial income will be shared equally. The Student will assist with the establishment of this new account and will assist the Coach to ensure both parties are able to access, update and utilise services on the new account. Discretion will be utilised to avoid identifying the Coach in person.

Props – the Coach may request the Student to use certain props for videos/photos.

Responsibilities:
The Coach agrees to provide innovative and creative ideas and directions to the Student. This includes challenges and regular encouragement which helps the Student attain his goals.

The Student agrees to follow instructions from the Coach in a concise and proactive manner. To simply agree and not complete the instruction is not acceptable.

It is recognised that there may be unforeseen issues such as ill-health that may impact this contract. Every effort will be made to minimise these impacts.


Review of Contract – this will be completed every 3 months. Any changes must be agreed to and then documented and included in the contract.

Visit – the Coach may visit the Student at some time in the future. The Coach and Student will agree beforehand what expenses will be incurred by whom. The Coach will issue written instructions to the Student prior to the visit so that the Student knows what will be expected of him. An example might include a visit to a local restaurant for an eating binge in a tight-fitting shirt.